Somebody please find this man a sheep so that he can celebrate as he knows best

Perhaps Censu L-Iswed will start maintaining ring-file binders of pictures of attractive sheep to be had for a price, now that he’s no longer doing that with women from eastern Europe.

This is what we have come to: a hellish pit in which people think that the right man to “lead our glorious party” is a walking financial crisis who speaks about raping sheep and who boasts about smashing up the house because his wife spoke to another man (at least, I’m assuming it’s a man and not a woman) for “an eternally long five minutes”. In other words, an abuser. But I did tell you that he has all the hallmarks of one.