Joseph, the final solution: Labour’s new publicity poster (I promise I haven’t faked it)
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November 24, 2011 at 9:55pm
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Joseph…. As my grandpa used to say, “you can’t teach your mother how to rock the baby”.
Labour from bad ot worse, the posters, the poses, the promises, the speaches. We are being subjected to the rhetoric of a mediocre group of people who consider themselves as the elite of society.
I do recommend Joseph’s solutions for hair problems.
He does seem to have a good range of them. From progressive-orange rinse to spray-on hair from Hair Cubed.
Don’t forget ‘Grecian Formula’, ciccio. Put the little shit into power and guess where we’ll end up.
Background information: Grecian Formula is hair dye for men who pretend they’re not losing it.
In Muscat’s case, the meaning is more frightening.
How terrifying.
They have lost it completely and still fifteen months away from gaining power.
Santa Barbara la deni u lanqas hsara. Idhol ghalina.
Less we forget Joseph Muscat was the same person who campaigned against Malta joining the EU and he was against Malta joining the Euro Zone.
I just wonder what would have happened to our country if Joseph Muscat was at helm during the financial crisis and the Libyan Crisis. So far Joseph Muscat has always been on the wrong side of history.
Bottom, don’t forget that socialists/communists ‘rearrange’ history to suit their objectives,
Little Joey is a perfect example.
Forgot to give an example: ‘EU bad, EU good’.
Only after clicking repeatedly on the image, did I read your headline ‘I promise I haven’t faked it’. I was trying to see something in the image which would give it away as your creation, and then I noticed your headline.
Have you seen Joseph’s facial expression? How smug he looks.
Well, he should be when he knows that even with his limited ability he will still be PM in a few months’ time.
Joseph jaghtik is-soluzjonijiet u tant huma tajbin li ser izommhom misturin.
As ABBA used to sing ‘ take a chance on me’.
Yep. Ein poplu, ein partit, ein fur hair.
Baxxter, you deserve one of these.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR8VmCDdt5o
Ah! Oktoberfest! Ze memories! One of the items on my List Of Thing To Do Before I Die that’s crossed off.
Somewhere in the vaults of the BKA is a photo of someone wearing a Malta rugby shirt (the only bit of national pride I’ll allow myself), holding up a tankard of good honest Bavarian Weissbier, standing on a bench giving it his all, with a bevy of Dirndl-clad Mädel looking up in awe. Little did I know that a few years later I would be looking up in awe as they saved us from economic ruin.
Thanks Baxxter,
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Mussolini_biografia.jpg
He too kicked off his political career as editor of a socialist newspaper.
Is it just me, or does Joseph Muscat’s facial expression look evil in that poster?
So perhaps I should beware of admitting I think he looks horny in it.
If Joseph’s solutions are cosmetic like his hair solutions than I prefer Gonzi.
At the end of a seminar we had a general manager who just wrote this before we left:
“THE WINNER HAS A SOLUTION FOR EVERY PROBLEM AND THE LOSER HAS A PROBLEM FOR EVERY SOLUTION”.
Gonzi’s solution for Malta’s problems was our EU membership and the Eurozone, Joseph Muscat & Company -which he’s still surrounded with- found only problems in Gonzi’s solutions.
When a question is asked on how Malta can have cheaper utility rates , and by how much, I didn’t expect a rhetorical answer the prime minister knows what I’m talking about” to be a solution.
I’m still in the dark about Joseph’s solution and start to wonder why big nations are not using this innovative technology, which only Joseph and Prime Minister Gonzi seem to know about.If it’s SARGAS then Joseph swallowed the idea hook line and sinker, or was promised a nice Christmas hamper for it.
Joseph’s solutions are like his hair solutions which he’s trying to sell us on this poster, before he tries to outdo Gonzi on the economy with a poster,first he has to outdo Lawrence Gray and Renato on hair on top of a brain.
In Maltese we say “Irid jghallem ‘l ommu tredda’ “
U s-solozzjoni ta’ Gonzi hi……li jbiddel il-bozoz ta’ Kastilja kif jidher li qieghed jaghnmel fir-ritratt : )
Evil? Not too sure…
Presumptuous ? Oh… yes….
Hahaha… I just couldn’t help myself. http://lolzmalta.blogspot.com/2011/11/josephs-smug-face-arani-ma.html
I just love his “arani ma!” facial expression.
Kemm trid tbiddel hrieqi politici mahmugin, u tiekol bajd u gobon, Guz, biex tlahhaq ma’ mohh l-avversarju tieghek!