Valletta Labour Party club menu update
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November 28, 2011 at 12:28pm
At the Valletta Labour Party club today you can eat:
RIPYE
FILLED STEAK
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Didn’t Joseph Muscat say that ‘families’ cannot afford steak and can only go out for pizza? Who’s eating all that MLP steak?
That’s why it is filled steak. Just an outer shell of steak filled with bread.
Ripeye is what she wants to do to the Evil Austin:
http://i40.tinypic.com/23mmtck.jpg
Nahseb ahjar jiffurmaw tuks fors biex jitghallmu jitkellmu u jiktbu bl-Ingliz.
Tourists are lining up.
Hilarious!
I thought the Labour boys could only afford pizza.
Ripeye.
The new Horror Movie
Coming Soon to a Labour Club near you.
RIPYE not RIPEYE
You’re right, Stacey! But it’s still cruel to tell the cow that it is RIP before slaughter.
as in MLP will Rip ye off
There’s WILD BORE on offer at one of those places near Giorgio’s. I know a couple of them myself.
How cruel!
How many eyes does it take to fill a 200gr steak?
Ajma, mhux ovja w cara daqs il-kristal li taht gOnzIPn ma naffordjawx il-laham, ahseb u ara nisspeljawh.
I cannot figure out the clarification here;
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/Clarification-The-wrong-Daewoo-firm.395881
The Daewoo division (that Dalli was involved in ) that has gone bust since then was a division of the very same parent company as the present-day Daewoo shipbuilding branch which is involved with Sargas in these power plants.
Daphne
People around the world are burning down banks and financial institutions…..and in Malta?
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/queues-at-the-central-bank-nothing-to-worry-about.395914
ma jahrablek xejn Daphne :)
http://www.independent.com.mt/news.asp?newsitemid=136153
Fourth paragraph.
Cippittatu.
Probably some other illiterate from our fine education system.
Is Ripeye the younger sibling of Popeye?
no, his evil twin.
Instead of spinach Ripeye eats vel and eyes. Pizza on special occassions (bil-maxrums).
Ghada jghidulna jekk ir-ripeye hiex tac-canga jew taz-ziemel.
I am ‘ripping’ my sides with laughter.
Maybe I shouldn’t because in reality it is both demeaning and tragic.
Have they not been ribbed long enough to realize how stupid they are?
Mn’Alla m’ghandhomx bebbux fuq il-menu ghax ara kemm kienu jhawwdu – eskargo – escartog….snales?
Daphne you are so funny!!!!
You picked a nice picture of Ginger Joe today. Very alert ears, a wonderful show of ghaqal.
And no baldness to camouflage.
U dan unur ghal Mrs Michelle Muscat gradwata fl-Ingliz?
They can’t even get a flipping menu right.
Naqa serjeta Daphne, halli bill-istejk u s-sos…
Mutternity leave:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/self.395916 (GRTU’s proposal to the government)
http://www.maltastar.com/pages/r1/ms10dart.asp?a=18146 (GWU’s proposal to the government)
Ma nifhimx jien. Ghal min se ncapcap?
http://www.maltastar.com/pages/r1/ms10dart.asp?a=18146
Where do they get their pictures from?
Naturally, only turists (are welcome) will be able to afford that expensive stuff. The kazin regulars will stick to pastizz u bala’ te’ jew naqa’ birra u apetajzers.
I wonder who will buy the wajn glesses being advertised on One TV at Euro 8 each, what with the guh kbir li dahhlna fih gonzipn.
Incidentally, Super One News have promoted Joe Vella Bonnici to professur. Yesterday I was mesmerised hearing his voice droning on over a phone explaining all about the krizi ekonomika fiz-zona Juro, with ‘Prof. Joe Vella Bonnici’ over a static backdrop with swirling SmashTV designs. Ikolli nghid il-baldakin ihobbu lil dan.
Ghamilli Rip Eye please imma don’t rip me off ta.
You’re quite up to date with what’s on the menu! Are you are regular?
[Daphne – The menu is on a board on the pavement in Republic Street.]
I think that she is a regular. When she walks in she only needs to say ‘Ghamilli wiehed tas-soltu’.
Ha nsabbat saqajja.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/opposition-demands-ministers-return-pay-raise.395998
Ahjar isabbat wahda rasu ma’ hajt tal-gebel.
Daphne: Not to be a pedant, but I believe “isajruni” has only one ‘j.’ If I remember correctly, in the Maltese language one cannot have two consecutive ‘w’s or ‘j’s unless they are surrounded by vowels on either side. Thus, “insajjar” and “isajruni.”
Not if you’re the leader of the Labour Party. All his middle consonsonants are double.
When Joseph Muscat turns the Institute for Tourism Studies into a second (or third?) university, the barman of the Valletta Labour kazin will surely be one of the professors. He has turned menu-writing into a creative art form.
Probably the person who runs the PL bar in Valletta received his education under the pre 1987 Labour government. It was a time when “the Lejber Gaverment used to teech us allot of skool”.
Absolutely hilarious! Keep them coming.
Very funny, funny indeed.
http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/en/newsdetails/news/national/PL-clearly-in-the-lead-but-PN-edges-closer
What Maltatoday failed to mention was the timing of the phone calls (late morning , early afternoons or evenings )and wether they made in private homes or in office buildings.
WHAT WAS SIGNIFICANT was that Maltatoday mentions NOTHING of the results obtained when respondents were asked specific questions about their opinion of Franco Debono, Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando and Jesmond Mugliette.
I happened to be one of the 450 respondants who accepted to be interviewed
I laughed so much it made my “rips” ache.
Looking forward to the “Stejk and Kill Me Pie!!”….yum yum
Kif tridu ir-ripye?
Ehh!!
Kif tridu,medium?
Le,le, Large xbin
Turists is welcom but also AD and PN (inhobbukom ukol), so today’s specjal is
Green Salat and
Gorden Blue