Valletta Labour Party club menu update

Published: November 28, 2011 at 12:28pm

I won't be voting Labour ghax isajjruni

At the Valletta Labour Party club today you can eat:

RIPYE
FILLED STEAK




45 Comments Comment

  1. La Redoute says:

    Didn’t Joseph Muscat say that ‘families’ cannot afford steak and can only go out for pizza? Who’s eating all that MLP steak?

  2. Kurt Mifsud Bonnici says:

    Nahseb ahjar jiffurmaw tuks fors biex jitghallmu jitkellmu u jiktbu bl-Ingliz.

  3. Harry Purdie says:

    Tourists are lining up.

  4. Dee says:

    Hilarious!

  5. Rover says:

    I thought the Labour boys could only afford pizza.

  6. Michelle Pirotta says:

    Ripeye.

    The new Horror Movie
    Coming Soon to a Labour Club near you.

  7. john says:

    There’s WILD BORE on offer at one of those places near Giorgio’s. I know a couple of them myself.

  8. Joe Micallef says:

    How cruel!

    How many eyes does it take to fill a 200gr steak?

  9. Pizza biss says:

    Ajma, mhux ovja w cara daqs il-kristal li taht gOnzIPn ma naffordjawx il-laham, ahseb u ara nisspeljawh.

  10. Dee says:

    I cannot figure out the clarification here;
    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/Clarification-The-wrong-Daewoo-firm.395881

    The Daewoo division (that Dalli was involved in ) that has gone bust since then was a division of the very same parent company as the present-day Daewoo shipbuilding branch which is involved with Sargas in these power plants.

  11. Paul Borg says:

    Daphne

    People around the world are burning down banks and financial institutions…..and in Malta?

    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/queues-at-the-central-bank-nothing-to-worry-about.395914

  12. tony says:

    ma jahrablek xejn Daphne :)

  13. Frans says:

    Probably some other illiterate from our fine education system.

  14. Dee says:

    Is Ripeye the younger sibling of Popeye?

  15. 'Angus Black says:

    Ghada jghidulna jekk ir-ripeye hiex tac-canga jew taz-ziemel.

    I am ‘ripping’ my sides with laughter.

    Maybe I shouldn’t because in reality it is both demeaning and tragic.

    Have they not been ribbed long enough to realize how stupid they are?

    Mn’Alla m’ghandhomx bebbux fuq il-menu ghax ara kemm kienu jhawwdu – eskargo – escartog….snales?

  16. Lorna saliba says:

    Daphne you are so funny!!!!

  17. Rover says:

    You picked a nice picture of Ginger Joe today. Very alert ears, a wonderful show of ghaqal.

  18. cat says:

    U dan unur ghal Mrs Michelle Muscat gradwata fl-Ingliz?

  19. Grezz says:

    They can’t even get a flipping menu right.

  20. WhoamI? says:

    Naqa serjeta Daphne, halli bill-istejk u s-sos…

    Mutternity leave:

    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111128/local/self.395916 (GRTU’s proposal to the government)
    http://www.maltastar.com/pages/r1/ms10dart.asp?a=18146 (GWU’s proposal to the government)

    Ma nifhimx jien. Ghal min se ncapcap?

  21. Naqa kalcer anyone? says:

    Naturally, only turists (are welcome) will be able to afford that expensive stuff. The kazin regulars will stick to pastizz u bala’ te’ jew naqa’ birra u apetajzers.

    I wonder who will buy the wajn glesses being advertised on One TV at Euro 8 each, what with the guh kbir li dahhlna fih gonzipn.

    Incidentally, Super One News have promoted Joe Vella Bonnici to professur. Yesterday I was mesmerised hearing his voice droning on over a phone explaining all about the krizi ekonomika fiz-zona Juro, with ‘Prof. Joe Vella Bonnici’ over a static backdrop with swirling SmashTV designs. Ikolli nghid il-baldakin ihobbu lil dan.

  22. Ghamilli Rip Eye please imma don’t rip me off ta.

  23. D Sullivan says:

    You’re quite up to date with what’s on the menu! Are you are regular?

    [Daphne – The menu is on a board on the pavement in Republic Street.]

  24. Anonymous Coward says:

    Daphne: Not to be a pedant, but I believe “isajruni” has only one ‘j.’ If I remember correctly, in the Maltese language one cannot have two consecutive ‘w’s or ‘j’s unless they are surrounded by vowels on either side. Thus, “insajjar” and “isajruni.”

  25. Antoine Vella says:

    When Joseph Muscat turns the Institute for Tourism Studies into a second (or third?) university, the barman of the Valletta Labour kazin will surely be one of the professors. He has turned menu-writing into a creative art form.

  26. Bottom says:

    Probably the person who runs the PL bar in Valletta received his education under the pre 1987 Labour government. It was a time when “the Lejber Gaverment used to teech us allot of skool”.

  27. TinaB says:

    Absolutely hilarious! Keep them coming.

  28. carmel says:

    Very funny, funny indeed.

  29. Dee says:

    http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/en/newsdetails/news/national/PL-clearly-in-the-lead-but-PN-edges-closer

    What Maltatoday failed to mention was the timing of the phone calls (late morning , early afternoons or evenings )and wether they made in private homes or in office buildings.

    WHAT WAS SIGNIFICANT was that Maltatoday mentions NOTHING of the results obtained when respondents were asked specific questions about their opinion of Franco Debono, Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando and Jesmond Mugliette.

    I happened to be one of the 450 respondants who accepted to be interviewed

  30. Peppi iehor says:

    I laughed so much it made my “rips” ache.

  31. amen says:

    Looking forward to the “Stejk and Kill Me Pie!!”….yum yum

  32. TROY says:

    Kif tridu ir-ripye?
    Ehh!!
    Kif tridu,medium?
    Le,le, Large xbin

  33. Pizza biss says:

    Turists is welcom but also AD and PN (inhobbukom ukol), so today’s specjal is

    Green Salat and
    Gorden Blue

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