Eat my dust, Kurt and Jason
Wooo-hoooo!
The 10 top-ranked-on-traffic Maltese websites (alexa.com) are:
1. timesofmalta.com
2. maltatoday.com.mt
3. maltapark.com
4. hsbc.com.mt
5. okmalta.com
6. bov.com
7. go.com.mt
8. vodafone.com.mt
9. di-ve.com
10. daphnecaruanagalizia.com
Not bad for one woman and her laptop, all things considered.
Especially not bad for a cookery writer who everyone ignores and about whom the secretary-general of the Labour Party was completely unaware before she picked a fight with somebody who was robbed by a prostitute in Marsa, eh, Jase?
I’m sorely tempted to be crass and drive over to Mile End to do the chavvy thing and pop open my champagne in the Pee-Elf lobby, but I think I’ll just wait until that rancid old bastard dies instead.
I’ll have Kurt, Jason and the rest of the Super One and Maltastar wasters and losers, tossed in olive oil, lightly grilled and served with steamed vegetables to the side, please.
On second thoughts, I’ll have Jason flamed in alcohol and served with chocolate sauce and stewed fruit – to Helen Cutajar.
And I’ll have Kurt served to my mastiff. One mouthful should do it and no need for sauce.
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Good to have some good humour on this Sunday morning, especially after reading that bit in The Times regarding il-Professur Scicluna.
Good for you .
Thanks for the recipes of the day. They should try them at the Valletta Labour club.
Well done daphne!
But of course, the elves will say, Daphne is a paraventu and all the blog posts are written by OPM grandmasters, RCC, Bocca and of course their current idol Loo Bondi.
I think that you should put your cauldron to good use. I am sure that they will make a good stew, which can then be fed to the people who would otherwise be unable to taste meat.
Jekk issajjarhom min ha jmisshom?
Lanqas dawk li mmorru jieklu l-Labour Party Club tal-Belt, nahseb.
I am tempted to report you to Animal Welfare for the food you give your dog.
I never thought you could treat them so badly! Utterly disgusted.
PL are still celebrating about position number 2
No thanks. I’d rather have a halal ripye with sause and blekforest gatow for dessert.
But there’s Malta Today right up there …
When you consider that The Times and others host multiple Blogs, while you host only one, then the 10th position is not accurate at all.
If all the various media mentioned here hosted only one blog, then you could very well end up in the top three.
In any case, rankings do not matter much, it’s the content that counts.
And the election is 18 months away. Can you imagine were you will be by then when the level of interest in politics is at the peak?
We are truly impressed.
The Labour fanatics can’t keep up with you.
At sunrise, they rush to log on to your site to see what you’ve written about. They are baffled and envious.
They have no answer and they know it. They are afraid of you.
Please keep firing. Malta needs you.
Can you give me your email address please?
[Daphne – [email protected]]
Interesting letter in The Times by Joseph Muscat, Ta’Xbiex re the aborted libel suite. I also feel that there should be some sort of reaction from the Commission of the Administration of Justice. As it is, John Citizen does not know how he stands vis-a-vis this still-operating magistrate
I perceive some need for the application of inverse proportionality in considering the listings of alexa.com. This would be in the sense, “If timesofmaltadotcom had LESS bloggers…” and “If daphnecaruanagaliziadotcom had MORE bloggers…”
I think if this were to be taken into consideration, Ms DCG would be heading the list.
Irrespective, the rating speaks volumes. Congratulations from a well-wishing occasional visitor.