I’m going to give Joseph a ring to see whether he’s interested
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December 5, 2011 at 3:43pm
Labour''s new Minister for the Sawt chases after votes in his constituency
It has just been reported that Japanese and Russian scientists believe they might well be able to clone a mammoth after the amazing discovery of well-preserved marrow in a mammoth’s thigh bone recently recovered from permafrost in Siberia.
The possibilities for Joseph Muscat, biex igedded il-partit, are endless. Think about it. A Ministru Ghas-Sawt cloned from the thigh-bone of a Siberian woolly mammoth.
How fabulous is that.
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I’m not joking:
http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-12-japan-russia-chance-clone-mammoth.html
Dak il-mammit ghandu tuks mhux hazin.
LOL – Daphne, you need a ‘Like’ button on here!
Russian scientists? Mammoths? That’s nothing. Joseph Muscat has already filled his party with dinosaurs.
Bidu Gdid ghad-Dinosaur Taks Force
Oh no, it can be much better that that. We could clone Lorry Sant, Danny Cremona and Patrick Holland. And why not, maybe even Dom Mintoff and Fusellu.
If Joseph and Karmenu Vella really work at this cloning, they can recreate the Golden Years and live them instead of pining for them.
Gesù henn ghalina! What a nightmare!
Insejtu lil Wistin Abela taz-Zeijtun?
If that’s Silvio Parnis, he’s going to need a lot more hair gel.
They could have just popped into the MLP HQ – job done, no need for cloning.
[Daphne – Not much wool between them, though, is there.]
But there’s plenty of woolly thinking to make up.
Not far fetched at all. Mammoths have become extinct much later than dinosaurs and we know that the Labour Party already has a handful of dinosaurs in their Parliamentary group and sure candidates for the next election.
Would cloning a mammoth to get a minister tas-Sawt perhaps be regarded as a ‘modern and progressive’ move by the Labour Party? I wonder who the Minister tas-Swat would be?
This is a great opportunity for Joseph Muscat to assert himself against his rival Anglu Farrugia.
Joseph’s mammoth will make Anglu’s elephant look like a dwarf.
And that mammoth hair might prove to be cheaper than spray-on-wipe-off stuff.
interesting exercise (the cloning) but i don’t see how the woolly mammoth can be anything more than a curiosity in a zoo (if the cloning succeeds, i.e.)
What do woolly mammoths eat? Cloned dodos?
We’ll revive the Bulk Buying System.
Another sad gem of wisdom from a blindfolded contributor on ToMdotcom, this time on the news that Toni Abela was fined €250 for contempt of court:
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Victor Vella
Today, 17:46
You see. All of you are experts of Maltese history. This is the history taught by the Borgorivelierans. Mintoff wanted integration with the English because Malta was economically deficient of any resources. We had any factories and our workers were constrained to work either for the English, the government, or the MDD. The factories were build by the Labour Party while points of strategic importance such as the airport, our harbour, the police, means of communications were controlled by the English after the Independence farce that Borg Olivier brought to Malta. That is why Mintoff wanted integration with the British because he did not want the Maltese to suffer. Real independence was brought when we took hold of our language and now your PN dwarf Toni Fenek is saying that there is no need to speak Maltese on Air Malta flights, when we took the airport and Mintoff built the National airline that your regime destroyed, we had our national ship liners that your government destroyed with its par idejn sodi, we had Xandir Malta which now you turned that to a `mandra shiha Nazjonalista` , we had our docks that you destroyed, we had our banks the Mid Med and Bank of Valletta that your regime sold to the foreigners, we had TeleMalta which your ignorance forgot to tell you was sold to foreigners as well. Who came up calling the Maltese cwiec to cover the pack of lies and incompetence to engage English people at the helm of Air Malta. When you enter the corridors of Air Malta you seem to enter the British territory of colonialism after the farce when Malta became independent. The PN regime sold Malta to Europe where now we are even holding our monies to a collapse after your regime discarded the Maltese lira which was more sound than the defunct euro. After all this what party was prostitute to foreigners. Your PN regime. Shame on you all. You have sold Malta`s gold with peanuts to make us the most nation living under subsistence level where the level of poverty is climbing to its higherst point in the world`s history.
UNQUOTE
May I suggest, enjoying the cold, calculating country of Switzerland, that this group of dingbats (soon to be extinct) are more suited as clowns rather than clones.
Something interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFgxTQT56E&feature=share
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlFgxTQT56E&feature=youtu.be
Check gouder here
Don’t ring him. Send him an email instead. He likes them, especially when they’re from Sabrina Agius.
Now, now, what’s his email address? Oh yes, its joseph@josephmuscat.com
Tghid ta’ Angu, anglu@josephmuscat.com?