EVIL BLOGGER OF WARDIJA COMPETITION (ATTAKK OXXEN U VELENUZ KONTRA TOP CRIMINAL LAWYER U STAR CANDIDATE)
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July 25, 2012 at 10:05pm
"If I pay you in water, Manuel, will you tie me up and walk all over me in your size 38 shoes?"
Right, girls and boys. It’s been a while since we had a little bit of a competition with no prize (unless you wish me to arrange the prize of a dinner-date with our top criminal lawyer and star candidate, that is).
The competition question is:
What does Manuel Mallia’s Romanian bride do with the water her nannies collect, in empty detergent bottles, from the public fountain in Palace Square?
My suggestion is: forsi taghmillu l-brodu tat-tigieg.
The best answer wins…nothing.
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Romanian? Wasn’t she Ukrainian? Anyway, here goes:
Fuel for undinism.
[Daphne – No, Romanian. Ukrainian was a mistake, which I corrected. Undinism: well, whatever floats his boat.]
I learnt a new word!
Well, you’d certainly need plenty of water to float his boat!
Chortle, chortle.
How did you come across this word? Interesting.
Baxxter watched Free Willy 4
Fountain water not being tested for contamination
http://www.maltastar.com/…/20110718-fountain-water-not-being-tested-fo...
Forsi timlilu il-bidet biex jitpahpah. Defintely not to wash his hair.
Edgar – you beat me to it.
But Manuel is a guy who regularly took long strolls with Dom, so they’re bound to have shared some thrifty ideas and handy household tips on how not to part with their money – hard-earned cash borne out of people’s misery.
Svetlana could be doing anything with that free water – from soppa tat-tigieg to boiling Manuel’s knickers (my guess is worn-out Abanderado Y-fronts which he wears hiked up to his armpits – why spend money on something which doesn’t show?).
Forsi biex tbahbahlu l-murliti, miskin.
I’d say she uses it to administer enemas on her man, straight from the detergent bottle. He does look like he could do with one.
Leli Mallia isn’t inconspicuous enough to do it himself, so they send the nannies.
Fuel for his battery-operated dildo?
Tuzah biex taghmillu is-soppa tal-armla halli tiffranka xi haga, daqs kemm huma ghaljin il-gbejniet u il-kabocci.
Colonic irrigation maybe?
They send it to Kev in Brussels, so he can do the dishes.
Producing ice cubes in his effigy?
To flush the toilet after every time he uses it.
She uses it to flush down those obstinate turds.
Fill the bath to wash the kids in.
Forsi minghaliha li dak ilma mill Fountain of Youth.
Mhux biex tqajjem lil Lazzru mill-mewt?
Washes Franco’s cock.
(Mhux kulhadd b’xi part-time job to make ends meet).
A good-looking couple, like an aged Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
It’s all part of Labour’s cunning plan to keep their promise of reducing utility bills.
Post-election, they’ll be handing out these containers of water to households, thereby reducing the amount of water they use through their taps, resulting in lower bills.
You have to give them credit for trying to keep their promises.
It isn’t for her, it’s for him.
Rumour has it that it’s the Fountain of Youth, and may explain how he sired twins at his age.
It is the source of his rugged good looks and may explain how Marlboro are rumoured to be considering using him as the next Marlboro Man.
It is no secret that Mario Balotelli has also let slip that his pose was inspired by none other than our Adonis in Hastings.
His masterfulness between the sheets, his stamina in the saddle, his athletic build, are all due to this powerful elexir. No wonder his much younger missus couldn’t resist him. Would any woman?
Perhaps this was advice on how to “save” given by his stingy friend Mintoff.
Ghal-flushing, bhal fi zmien il-Labour tieghu.
She might use it for torture. A drop every 20 seconds or so on your forehead will surely drive you nuts over a period of time.
I read the Mossad use the technique so maybe the Romanians have mastered the art as well.
Questioning will be in the line of “where is your platinum card, Emmanuel?”
Fors hasbuh ilma gieri u qed isaqqu l-pjanti u l-haxix bih ghax iridu kollox “organik” ?
Storage! for when PL is back in government.
“Honey, this coffee tastes funny”
” Yes, I bought a cheaper coffee”
“You really know how to keep a man happy, darling”
The black widow strikes again.
Some healthy soups perhaps?
On FaceBook. A tear slipped gently from my eye…
Emmanuel Mallia
L-attakki personali ghandhom isahhuna biex inkunu Kristjani ahjar u aktar determinati fix-xoghol taghna. Ghandna nifhmu lil dawk l-imsieken li juzaw t-talenti taghhom ghal skop daqshekk meskin.
Carefull with that tear, or you’ll find an empty detergent bottle lurking under your eye
They are all devotees of St. Francis, lately.
I think she uses it to colour his clothes bright red .. you know, the ones he goes to parties in.
Jiena nahseb storage ghaz-zmien li gej… ghal taht il-labour
Throw it down the toilet like we had to do in the 80s? I remember filling buckets with sea water though – there were no fountains in those days.
Jiena naf! Jiena naf!
Biex jimlew il-pool sabiex Tina ta’ Hertfordshire tghamillu naqa skinny dipping u tqallalu l-istonku forsi jirqaq xi ftit ghaliex dalwaqt jaghmlulu disabled parking lilu wkoll, bhal Joey Grima.
Rather belated but …
Forsi jaħsuh mirakoluż bħall-ilma ta’ Lourdes