A man who can’t even be arsed to learn how to drive talks about compulsory military service for young people

Published: January 26, 2013 at 4:10pm

Yes, if his wife Gillian is free to drive him there or if he can bum a lift off somebody else.

Evarist Bartolo, KullHadd (the Labour Party’s official newspaper), 18 June 2006:

L-Armata

Is-Sibt filghodu ma’ xi parlamentari ohra mort fil-barracks military tal-Forzi Armati Maltin f’Hal Far, fejn spejgawlma x-xoghol taghhom ta’ tahrig u sehem f’missjonijiet umanitarji tal-Gnus Maghquda f’pajjizi ohra. Wara shabi komplew jiehdu sehem f’tahrig li s-soltu jaghmlu s-suldati. Wiehed minn shabi qalli: “Tghidx kemm ghajtu maghna dawk li kienu qed imexxu t-tahrig!” Jien ma bqatx hemm ghax kelli impenn l-istazzjon RTK.

Waqt il-hin tal-mistoqsijiet staqsejt dwar x’jifhmu biha meta jghidu li fit-tahrig u l-edukazzjoni tas-suldati jridu jbidlulhom il-mentalita taghhom minn wahda civili ghal ohra military. Staqsejthom x’jahsbu kieku jkollna s-servizz military ghaz-zaghzagh taghna biex ma jibqax ikollna tant indixxiplina fil-pajjiz.

Il-Brigadiar qalli, bir-ragun, li decizjoni bhal dik jehodha min imexxi l-pajjiz. Semma kemm kien hawn zaghzagh li sarilhom hafna gid bit-tahrig li nghataq fil-Korp tal-Pijunieri flok jitghazznu fl-pjazza tar-rahal!




8 Comments Comment

  1. TinaB says:

    Maria l-Maws tad-daqqiet ta’ harta daqs Konrad Mizzi, jekk mhux xi ftit aktar ukoll.

  2. observer says:

    Yes, I do remember the ‘Korp tal-Pijunieri’

    Their marching song ran something like this:
    ‘Bil-pala w bil-fies
    b’z**bb f’s***na daqshiex
    Tal-Pijunieri’

    There were also ‘Bahhar u sewwi’ – which consisted of neither sailors nor handyman, incidentally, but of lazy undisciplined bummers.

    There was also ‘Dirghajn il-Maltin’ – and, some say, the female counterpart ‘Bizlejn il-Maltin’.

    There was also ‘Id-Dejma’ – reminiscent of Mijju Mekkek, perhaps!

  3. Stephen Ganado says:

    Incredible amount of spelling and grammar mistakes in such a short piece.

    What is a ‘barracks military’?

    Later, ‘jien ma bqatx hemm…’.

    Again ‘bit-tahrig li nghataq fil-korp…’.

    What a twat he is, God help us.

  4. marcus says:

    Prosit, mela fil-Lejber ghad hemm il-mentalita tal-Korpi. Tghid Joseph issa jaghmel substitution minflok Evarist, jew kuntent b’dak li qal?

  5. Pink says:

    U ghal giehna ser ikun Ministru tal-Edukazzjoni fi ftit xhur ohra.

  6. Antoine Vella says:

    it has always been Labour’s dream to have a population of “soldiers”, trained not to think for themselves but to obey orders without question.

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