BLACK CHELSEA BOOTS? AND WITH A SUIT? Sorry. Ankilbwiez with a sjut.
Here’s a shot of the scene at the Bay Arena last night when JosephMuscatDotCom held a big ceremony to laud the great leader, then remembered that they had forgotten to vote on what they called their ‘manifest’ (which pertains to ships, not political parties, which have manifestos).
Look at the way Joseph and Michelle Muscat sit. Both of them slouch. He has his legs apart and his feet akimbo. She’s slumped sideways with her legs crossed and her ‘you must be Maltese’ shoes (because nobody else wears them outside nightclubs) sticking out.
How awful.
But not as awful as the way JosephMuscatDotCom has paired his standard business suit with a pair of black Chelsea boots.
Six big no-nos:
1. Chelsea boots with a standard business suit;
2. Chelsea boots with short, fat legs;
3. Chelsea boots on any man over 30 unless he is Jamie Foxx;
4. Chelsea boots + squat men;
5. Chelsea boots on a party leader at a big conference in the middle of an election campaign;
6. Black Chelsea boots (they’re casual wear, so they should be brown – the black sort are for spivs, which figures).
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Hire me, Joseph. You need a menswear consultant.
what will you reccommend for undies baxxter?
Forsi anke xi Gwanni tat-Tajjeb jaqralu l-kwiekeb, n’est-ce pas?
Feck orf. Tidħolx fl-għalqa ta’ Jason.
Tassew. I forgot Jason.
re. Underwear, I recommend something which provides ‘administrative’ support, as Marion Mizzi would put it. Perhaps one of those kevlar-fibre boxers issued to our lads in Helmand.
They are also flame-resistant, which should come in handy when one’s pants are constantly on fire.
If we leave it to you Bax’ he’ll be in GI’s all the time.
No he won’t. To start with, they’re not GI’s this side of the Atlantic, but cammies, or No. 8s. Secondly, he’s not a serviceman. Thirdly, of course, he’d be in No. 1s.
Baxxter, I suggest you stay with us on this blokk.
Unless Joseph appoints a personal trainer, no menswear consultant can do the necessary transformation.
L’abito non fa il monaco.
There could be extended heels in there.
The latest photo with Michelle, the one with his trousers left hanging, could confirm it.
The posture of the foot in relation to the ground isn’t natural.
Wouldn’t be surprised if he does a Sarkozy with Cuban heels on the days when the podium is unavailable.
Thank Gawd, the boots are not Texas cowboy boots with chiseled leather with cow restraining heels.
Why is Mixell leaning to the left? Ah, I see – they’re holding hands.
Buy a decent pair of brogues Guz, isa ha tkun hip u iktar tal-life.
Who’s the fat guy sitting near Michelle?
a fat cat
Their posture says it all: neither can stand the JosephMuscat.com drivel that is being spouted all over, or even those that are spouting it.
It is all something to be suffered: a series of stepping stones and rungs to what they perceive as their personal pot of gold at the end of the electoral campaign rainbow.
Yes he has his legs apart and his feet akimbo. Perhaps if you zoom in, you’d also be able to tell us that both his balls were squashed to one side, and that thus its impossible that his level of concentration and focus was as is expected, and that thus he is unfit to be Prime Minister.
All because of the balls. Damn balls!
[Daphne – We all know that men dress to either one side or the other, mandango 70. But if their family jewels are squashed it means they haven’t used a good tailor and are wearing inappropriate underpants. Also, Muscat completely lacks any sense of sexuality, so lack of interest in his family jewels is general and absolute. You appear to be alone in your fascination.]
Mandango, go slow. Maybe he was trying to bring Karmenu il-GUY Vella back to focus.
Il-Muviment huwa iffukat.
With the omnipresent foot pedal, just in case the teleprompter fails and he needs to eject quickly from the podium…
That’s the gas pedal. Tinsiex: Mal-Labour, gas down ghal gol-hajt.
another big no-no that must have skipped out of your eyes is the photo of yourself lying on the right of this page. you must have considered having your hair appropriate before uploading it to this ‘popular blog’. And ‘look at the way’ you smile, it doesnt really show who you are either. One last thing fella, one must be desperate posting several POINTLESS blogs early in the morning, and ‘its pretty sad’ staying up that late doing such things at 48 :(
[Daphne – My hair is entirely appropriate, sweetheart. The fact that it is still black at 48 is not my fault, but my mother’s, who had the same ‘problem’ until she was 60. In fact, if you look closely you can see a couple of little grey hairs on top which should sort of tell you that the rest of them are also their natural colour. I could always dye it grey or plum to keep you happy, or that one-shade fake-brown Michelle uses, but I don’t think I’ll bother. As for staying up at night to post those things, I thought one of you sad creatures would latch onto that. I’m actually in a different time zone. But when I move about, I don’t change the time settings on my blog. They stay fixed to Malta time, where most of my readers are. Bet you didn’t think of that one, Labour voter.]
Daphne’s hair is natural and stunning.
Not like Joseph’s.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
Who’s the walrus next to Michelle?
The legs behind JM ?
That’s the feminist side of the Muvument.
At least he’s helping charity shops.
Whilst agreeing with point 1,2,4,5 & 6, I beg to differ on point number 3. I see no reason why men over 30 shouldn’t wear Chelsea boots.
[Daphne – OK, let’s stretch it to 35. But after that, things can go a little pear-shaped, generally quite literally.]