Here’s a bit from Joseph Muscat’s doctoral thesis, in the distinctive style of Mario Vella

Published: March 18, 2013 at 1:06pm

Who do you think wrote it, Joseph Muscat himself or Mario Vella?

My considered view is that it was Mario Vella, and obviously so.

In the manner of philosophy, which, in the words of Hegel, like the owl of Minerva takes flight at dusk, at the end of a civilisation’s highest moment, this study begins with an investigation of a phenomenon that emerges, globally and historically, at the end of Fordist epoch of capitalism, or, at least, at a time of Fordism in crisis.

Come on, so what if wrote chunks of Joseph Muscat's thesis? It's like he's anyone important and likely to get into trouble like Seif Gaddafi at the London School of Economics

Come on, so what if I wrote chunks of Joseph Muscat’s thesis? It’s not like he’s anyone important or likely to get into trouble like Seif Gaddafi at the London School of Economics

The new/old CEO of Malta Enterprise...oh sorry, my mistake, it's actually the man on whom he tries to model himself, Karl Marx

The new/old CEO of Malta Enterprise…oh sorry, my mistake, it’s actually the man on whom he tries to model himself, Karl Marx




22 Comments Comment

  1. maryanne says:

    If Joseph really wrote that he wouldn’t need a teleprompter.

  2. admin says:

    You can read the full document here:

    http://www.scribd.com/doc/127035781/Joseph-Muscat-PhD-Thesis

    The biographical note (PDF p. 161, section 4.3.1) references Mario Vella, and flatteringly references Anthony Giddens’ introduction to a book in which one of Vella’s essays appears.

    • Ian says:

      Who is Luke?

    • MojoMalti says:

      The passage quoted above reminds me of Richard Dawkins’ excellent article on intellectual impostors, titled Postmodernism Disrobed, which begins:

      “Suppose you are an intellectual impostor with nothing to say, but with strong ambitions to succeed in academic life, collect a coterie of reverent disciples and have students around the world anoint your pages with respectful yellow highlighter. What kind of literary style would you cultivate? Not a lucid one, surely, for clarity would expose your lack of content.”

      Full article: http://old.richarddawkins.net/articles/824

  3. Stephen Borg Fiteni says:

    A spectre is haunting Malta.

  4. etil says:

    The likeness is uncanny.

  5. etil says:

    Cut and curl the hair, shorten the white beard and moustache and you have: Louis Grech.

  6. etil says:

    News item in The Times :Prime Minister Joseph Muscat this morning inaugurated the head office of Agribank plc at Skyparks.

    I note PMJM is still using the teleprompter. How pathetic.

    We are certainly getting bombarded every minute of the day with news about Joseph Muscat. A JM cult is on the horizon – we should all bow down and kneel in front of him next – the new saviour of Malta.

  7. La Redoute says:

    Muscat must feel very safe, then. If Mario Vella wrote this, then he won’t accuse Muscat of plagiarism.

  8. Paddling Duck says:

    The more the Dear Labour leader reveals his ‘l-aqwa mhuh’, the more Joseph iholli gismi.

  9. Paddling Duck says:

    On a more serious note, Joseph Muscat had suggested in the past that Malta should be run like Cyprus and now that Labour’s elected I am not too comfortable with their idea of them running the economy. Things may go wrong.

    The Business Insider gave a list of lessons learnt from the Cypriot bailout which is wreaking havoc in international markets, as well as the small Cypriots – a country which is similar to Malta in terms of geography and population. The ones which worryingly captured my attention in regards to Malta were the following.

    1. No free rides for anyone.

    2. Small country blackmail on contagion can be resisted.

    3. Narrow populism can face resistance from the countries writing cheques.

    (Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/cyprus-bailout-6-lessons-that-germany-just-sent-to-the-rest-of-europe-2013-3#ixzz2NtcxdxzN)

  10. Antoine Vella says:

    Had it been Joseph Muscat he would have said “the owl of Harry Potter”.

    All owls fly at dusk, though, not just Minerva’s. Bet Hegel didn’t know that.

  11. Melissa says:

    Who’s Luke? The thesis is dedicated to him.

  12. Makjavel says:

    Nobody who is capable of writing a doctoral thesis requires a podium with teleprompter. The inability to give a good, off-the-cuff speech indicates intellectual restrictions.

  13. bob-a-job says:

    In the words of Hegel, like the owl of Minerva takes flight at dusk. It is only now that many will begin to assess their mistake in voting Labour.

    If Joseph can understand what he wrote, he just might understand this.

  14. Mark Vassallo says:

    At the end of the first paragraph on page 2 of the thesis, the author writes:

    “Malta continued to be a British military base until 1979, fifteen years after it was granted independence within the Commonwealth and three years after it was proclaimed a Republic.”

    We all know that Malta was proclaimed a Republic on 13DEC1974 and the British contract expired on 31MAR1979. i.e. 4 years and 3 months after it became a Republic and not three years after.

    Therefore this part of the thesis must have been written by the same idiot who publicly proclaimed that Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1565 and not 1492.

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