Highlights from William Mangion Mascoli’s Facebook of Suck-up Shame

Published: May 27, 2013 at 10:00pm

First we had Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando (Smith). Now we have William Mangion (Mascoli). Ma jmurx xi hadd jahsibhom xi ordinarji, jahasra.

It turns out that William Mangion Mascoli has turned sucking up into a fine art. And now that he’s embarrassed, he’s talking about forgiving “once enemies” and how “owsame” it is to praise the Lord.

Because perhaps you hadn’t known this, but William Mangion Mascoli is a Jesus freak, belonging to one of those break-away Americanised groups where they shout and clap and give praise and lose themselves in Christian music. He even went to Missouri for a Christian concert.

Well, you know, I’ve always said about these religious freaks that they worship one way and behave another. It’s as though their religion is divorced from life instead of being a way of life with codes and principles that should govern their thinking and behaviour.

I’m not really au fait with the latest religious thinking, but I don’t believe there’s much on trading your vote for a year’s contract and salary, or on taking a monthly stipend for doing something as ridiculous as looking for a place in which bands can rehearse.

Anyway, look at all this stuff from his Facebook. He’s even crawling to the twins, for crying out loud. U Michelle l-isbah mara li qatt inholqot minn Alla, ghax il-vera jifhem fin-nisa, miskin.

This country is like one endless episode of The Fast Show, the difference being that I can switch off the television when I’ve had enough.

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23 Comments Comment

  1. antitheist says:

    It may sound ridiculous but I prefer listening to the incoherent ramblings of Pastor Gordon-John Manche’ (mhux ordinarju dan lanqas) or Angelik than reading what William Mangion Mascoli has to say.

  2. Wormfood says:

    For a second I thought it was Uncle Fester of the Addam’s Family

  3. Edmond Dantes says:

    Laghqi, u bil-kbir.

  4. ciccio says:

    “Ghax kulhadd ghandu postu f’dan il-moviment.”

    He was right.

    And for the ones for whom there was no post, Joseph Muscat has created one, be it a new commission, a convention, a board…

  5. Alf says:

    What a load of Mascoli “bull”. X’laghqizmu.

  6. janni says:

    Il-vera pulcinell

  7. Joe Fenech says:

    First a failure, now a brown nose.

  8. Mark says:

    Does William Mangion Mascoli not realise that to call someone a ‘great leader’ is actually to mock them? Outside of North Korea that is.

  9. Paddling Duck says:

    Why sign your own facebook posts? Kemm qed inhossuna importanti?! Maybe now that he has his elf-lira-fix-xahar he’s got the ‘Ma ara kemm ilhaqt b’double decker surname!’ virus too.

  10. Mike says:

    Dunno why, but that last photo… errm Why am I thinking of Uncle Fester?

  11. Rita Camilleri says:

    U ghaliex sar Mangion Mascoli dan ?

  12. francesca says:

    Hey William, God is definitely a good God but you’re f..cking blind, stupid and once we’re at it, fugly too.

    Let’s hope you finally see the light (and I don’t mean Jesus). But I think that will be asking God for a bit too much.

  13. carlos says:

    Imma kif m’ghandhomx zejt f’wicchom dawn in-nies? Tal-misthija.

  14. Joe Fenech says:

    Sorry, but I needed an update. Is Mangion Emascolo a new PL appointee? And what’s his role (I assume it’s not court jester)?

    [Daphne – He has been given a year’s contract, on a salary, with a brief to look for a place where bands can rehearse.]

    • ciccio says:

      Shouldn’t that sort of engagement be on a commission basis, without any salary? Like an estate agent?

    • Joe Fenech says:

      If the bands are unable to find on their own a blinkin’ place to rehearse, how on earth do they expect to make it in the ruthless music industry?

      What’s Mangion-Emascolo’s role? State f**king band-manager? Master of The King’s Music?

      It’s beyond PATHETIC.

  15. J.Portelli says:

    Since when has he started calling himself Mangion “Mascoli”?

  16. A. Cremona says:

    I’ll bet my life savings that these photos have been silver-framed and strategically positioned in the most prominent area of Will’s abode. Tsk.

    • ciccio says:

      I’ll bet my life savings that he’s even put a candle in a silver candle holder in front of those silver frames.

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