Billboard Audrey in a seriously bad melodrama. Will Billboard Frederick snap it up for TVM?

Published: May 31, 2013 at 7:52pm




30 Comments Comment

  1. Gahan says:

    Carlos tal-Monti u Audrey tal-“bill board” f’holma kerha.

  2. Mark says:

    A spoof of the first order.

  3. anthony says:

    Maltese people my age were brought up watching the likes of Rossella Falk and Franca Rame who both departed this world this month.

    We were utterly spoilt.

    We were exposed to great masters on stage and screen courtesy of RAI.

    Hence our expectations are sky-high.

    I will not comment any further.

  4. Joe Fenech says:

    Is this some village porn?

    • Makjavel says:

      Dak mittel klass porn A1, man. She sleeps in a nightgown.

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      I thought so too, and sat through the whole ten minutes.

      But all I saw were priests, men in ski masks, solid teak furniture, alarm clocks, more priests, David Guetta sunglasses at a funeral, coffins and more priests. So I figured this must be Malta.

      Damn, I could have turned those ten minutes into a masterpiece of European cinéma vérité, with the ole’ unsimulated scenes, a volume of Rimbaud on the bedside table, a nightingale egg hatching, and suitably existential dialogue whispered post-coitum.

  5. Joe Bartolo 2 says:

    I have to say I liked it.

    • kev says:

      Anki jien, Joe Bartolo 2.

      Ghax it all boils down to the coffee, hux. Who’s turn was it? What happens when you cheat on turns? Twice!

      Turns out the lady’s not for turning. Bilfors.

  6. il-Ginger says:

    dafuq

  7. Min Jaf says:

    Raqdet mikxufa.

  8. Antoine Vella says:

    The cemetery scene looks like a josephmuscat.com press conference. Post-election.

  9. U Le! says:

    Tales of the Unexpected, or Twilight Zone Maltese style? Kill me now.

  10. Snoopy says:

    Jaqq.

  11. Mojo Malti says:

    I could swear I saw a baked bean or two in that sauce.

  12. Joe Fenech says:

    Seriously, Daphne – what is it? I don’t have the courage to watch it.

    • Maria Xriha says:

      Such nonsense and bad taste from beginning to end. Complete waste of time. Makes you wonder what makes some people tick, in real life, on a daily basis.

  13. bookworm says:

    There you go, this video just ruined my evening. I came back from watching The Great Gatsby to The Great Nonsense.

  14. Edgar says:

    Joe, I made an effort to watch it. After all somebody had to watch it after it took the producer a whole 2 minutes to write the script.

  15. Joe Fenech says:

    It says a lot about the abysmal ignorance that characterises the majority of the Maltese. I left Malta over half a century ago so, in my old age, it makes me very sad to witness the rapid disintegration of a culture inherited from some of the best nations in the world.

  16. Manthattan says:

    What a load of crap…. and who the f**k sleeps with the lights on?

  17. manum says:

    It speaks of dripping Maltese ignorance.

  18. Toffee says:

    Utter crap

  19. Piñon says:

    U Le I would be ashamed to put my name as this short film director . Utter rubbish

  20. jaqq says:

    It seems that Noel Farrugia and ambitious Marisa Micallef (Leyson) were the only ones left out.

  21. MMG says:

    A short story with no real value. I would have been ashamed to put it on YouTube. The best part was the funeral with all of Helena Dalli’s (tal-Bamboccu) cousins at Kalkara Cemetery.

  22. Mino says:

    Well you know what they say !!! Some people really have nothing to do to critisize such work !! I would suggest you get a life !!

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