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Published: August 12, 2013 at 11:17pm

These two comments actually came in by email, rather than being posted on this site, but still they deserve a gold star.

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Had you noticed how all the nutters quickly leap to each other’s defence? As if Natius Ola’ gives a damn about cyber-bullying or Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando.

Qeghdin sew. The pussy-waxer chasing after the dentist who chases the hairdresser who is pursued by the cock-fancier of Hal Ghaxaq whose mother is best friends with hers. It sounds like a bad Sicilian novel.

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So now rivals Jeffrey and Franco are united in pursuit of a hairdresser who has spent years shagging a rival MP.

Greece had Helen of Troy. We get Mariella Hairmania of Hal Ghaxaq. When they launch their thousand ships, I hope they sail away and never get pushed back.




4 Comments Comment

  1. Marlowe says:

    Cockilles. ‘Hekk, Hu Go Fik, Hector!’

    No Trojan Horse of course, rather, the giant Cock of Hal Ghaxaq.

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