You will forgive me a Private Eye moment
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August 13, 2013 at 9:55am
The Labour mayor of Zurrieq, Natius Farrugia, is offering a new service at his Natius Ola parlour: blow-jobs.
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Tajba din….kemm qeghdin sew. Gvern Mintoffjan Ghal-Gol Hajt.com.
Priceless.
That tiger’s mouth – a special service for big cocks like the Law Commissioner.
Goodness Natius! The Lyin’ King is a Queen. But don’t get me wrong. No, no, no… He says he’ll do her a clit job, she says she’s blown the cover off his day job, and I say they’re so deep in the mud we can’t see whether it’s the king or the queen who’s on top.
[Daphne – A clit job is not a Brazilian wax, Kevin. Consult your wife.]
It’s about the kitla job, Lady Deafley. You have been warned. It’s up to you now.
[Daphne – Careful, Kevin, or Sharon’s friend Natius will tie you up and wax you. And what will you do then.]
Way too obscure to be at all humorous I’m afraid Kev. Even to those who may partly ‘get’ your inane and pompous drivel. Things must be really boring over there in househusband land.
I’ll say one thing for you though, you do well to keep getting back up (albeit after an 8-count or two), after Daphne repeatedly pounds you into the canvas with just a sentence, maybe two?
Look on the bright side, Neil. I got two whole paragraphs of crap from you which couldn’t fill up an ant’s piss-pot.
He’s certainly blowing himself up. Like all the rest of them. Bigger and bigger.
Perhaps, like Wendy Agius, our hero from Zurrieq offers a Natius Bodymassage service for attractive male clients.
Attractive males seek other attractive males and not a cross breed between an elephant and a whale.
Personally, Gerald Butler will do.