Is this a meeting of the board at Gozo Heliport?

Published: September 3, 2013 at 6:12pm

I thought you might wish to see this photograph of Christina Sammut (extreme right, in the fetching yellow dress), with whom Economy Minister Chris Cardona replaced an executive of Malta Investment Management Co Ltd (MIMCOL) on the board of Gozo Heliport.

I don’t wish to be rude or anything, but given his other notorious predilections, does he pay her to sit on his face?

Oh dear, shouldn’t have said that – of course he doesn’t pay her. That suggests something terribly untoward. He must like her because she’s a Labour councillor and thinks she would be a good board member because her brain is quite magnificent.

Well, we’re better off laughing, aren’t we. Otherwise we might find ourselves overcome by the urge to throttle the first person we meet who we last heard repeating, like a wind-up moron, ‘we need a change’.

You’re going to have to struggle to remember who they are, though, because they’ve all mysteriously shut up now and some of the ones I have met are even talking like they never voted for this hill of crap at all.

Christina Sammut – maybe I should get her number and ask her whether she does Kissagrams, then dispatch her to sit on Salvu Balzan’s pig’s rear of a face. He should like that.

Christina Sammut




23 Comments Comment

  1. Guru says:

    Isn’t anybody going to ring Carina Laburista Mintoffjana Minn Guf Ommha Camille for her style-and-fashion verdict on Joseph’s choice of Heliport director?

  2. taxxu says:

    Arani, ma.. I’m hot and famous.

  3. Paddling Duck says:

    This must be a photograph of the high society. Or perhaps even of the mittilkless gdida.

  4. edgar says:

    If she is going to use the helicopter to attend board meetings in Gozo, a twin engine chopper will have to be used.

  5. Wishwell says:

    Better to start a book club and educate the alienated – my first suggestion:

    http://www.booksshouldbefree.com/book/walden-by-henry-david-thoreau

  6. rupert says:

    I must have missed the latest article in the series “What the Man about Town is Wearing”; it seems chaps must now wear six buttons undone.

  7. Neil says:

    I’d look better in that dress than she does.

  8. d_Riddler says:

    I am still amazed that people actually publish that sort of photograph with pride.

  9. ciccio says:

    Well, she’s got the circumference.

    http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/pattarastock/pattarastock1102/pattarastock110200011/8946055-the-yellow-helipad.jpg

    Now she needs a good tailor to have an ‘H’ symbol extracted from that dress.

  10. Flaunt&Fondle says:

    I would have loved to watch his reaction had the interviewer been Christina-flaunt-it-Sammut

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10266301/Topless-reporter-surprises-Canadian-mayor.html

  11. Antoine Vella says:

    Yes that yellow dress is quite fetching. Might even fetch Rokku Barokku from his lorry. He’s not fussy (as we know).

  12. A la Francisa says:

    As usual, you seem to be the only one who is willing to report what is happening. I liked your comment particularly regarding those who voted for a change and who seem to have now gone AWOL.

    Actually, apart from this blog, I gauge when there has been another qassata by this government, when my Facebook wall is flooded with cultural expressions, by people who up to six months ago were jeering at Dr. Gonzi in a Madame Defarge fashion. Perhaps, by now the wool is definitely covering their eyes and ears.

  13. TinaB says:

    Does Christina Sammut care to look at herself in the mirror before she steps outside?

  14. anthony says:

    You are all envious.

    She most certainly is a lady of calibre.

  15. Osservatore says:

    Oh M’udder’ of Christ. It’s been a while since I almost choked over my drink.

  16. AE says:

    Tsk tsk Daphne – you are being rude.

  17. Socrates says:

    Poor Malta…it’s all littered with PL rubbish.

  18. Victor Vella says:

    Tell me pray , how do we have a heliport board of directors when we do not have helicopter service. or am I missing something here?Forsi hbat rasi mas soda dalghodu?

  19. GiovDeMartino says:

    Joseph of Arani Issa fame may help her.

  20. Ta'sapienza says:

    Never mind the thunder thighs, here’s the thunder tits.

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