Are there any Labour WAGs who, for a large consideration, would take on the job of writing comprehensible press releases for the DOI?

Published: September 24, 2013 at 11:42pm

Look at these two, for instance – and these are just the titles:

SPEECH BY THE HON. CHRIS CARDONA, MINISTER FOR THE ECONOMY, INVESTMENT AND SMALL BUSINESS, AT A PUBLIC HEARING OF THE EUROPEAN ECONOMIC AND SOCIAL COMMITTEE (EESC) ON ‘THE SINGLE MARKET – YOUR IDEAS TO CHANGE IT’

MINISTER MANUEL MALLIA ANNOUNCES THAT HE WILL APPOINT A DIRECTOR FOR EDUCATIONAL SERVICES AT CORRADINO CORRECTIONAL FACILITY; THE GOVERNMENT INTENDS TO INITIATE A PROCESS WITH ALL THE STAKEHOLDERS FOR THE COLLECTION OF PROPER RECIDIVISM STATISTICS

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11 Comments Comment

  1. Min Weber says:

    But they are writing in the democratic way. Everybody and his brother can understand that Manglish.

  2. Ghoxrin Punt says:

    That’s interesting – proper recidivism. As opposed to what – improper, false recidivism?

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      Proper statistics.

    • Alexander Ball says:

      Labour statistics as opposed to Gonzi ones maybe?

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        Who would the “stakeholders” be (a beloved Maltese word that!) if not the Minister himself? He’s the one who should be collecting proper statistics. And it’s not like he needs to carry out random sampling or any of that Edward Scicluna wizardry. Recidivists, by definition, are criminals who get caught. So he only needs to check the database at Police HQ.

        This is a fascinating Maltese approach to problem-solving: just enlarge the discussion group. Dilute the focus. That way we can take until forever, making everyone feel as if they’re actually doing something, while reinventing the wheel in a 500-page report that costs millions.

      • Tabatha White says:

        Perfect, Baxxter.

        I gather an additional clue is in the title: a “stakeholder” dying to rehash an old educational programme that had already hyped the recidivism perspective: with a publicity angle ‘cut/ commission’ for the dear Minister for the decrease in recidivism that will now certainly be celebrated in the press in time for the next elections, and a tagged repute for which will be designed to outlive his tenure as Minister.

        I thought though that such comparative statistical studies were normally based on a 20 year span when joined at the hip to an educational process?

  3. Michael says:

    What’s up with the all-caps writing? Are they shouting or stamping their feet?

  4. michael seychell says:

    They might be doing it to save us time from reading the press release, since reading the heading is more than enough.

  5. ciccio says:

    The good thing is that by the time you read the title, you have the right excuse not to read the rest of the release.

  6. observer says:

    Lanqas biex jiktbu lista tal-haxix li xtraw mill-pitkalija ma jinqalghu.

  7. Il-Hsieb tar-Ronnie says:

    This can’t have been vetted by Michael Falzon, Czar for the Simplification Process.

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