Jabba the Hutt: Minister of the Secret Service and now, of Secret Passports
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November 5, 2013 at 9:10pm
The Minister of Top Secret Passport Sales
Jabba the Hutt should never, of course, have been made cabinet minister responsible for the Secret Service, not when one of the Secret Service’s duties and obligations is to spy on Jabba the Hutt’s long, long list of criminal clients.
But that’s Labour for you: dangerously sordid and knowing no boundaries or even acknowledging what boundaries are for.
But now Jabba the Hutt is also minister of Secret Passports.
Francis Zamit Dimech was rather good in parliament tonight. “Issa l-Ministru Mallia,” he said, “muhiex biss ministru tas-servizzi sigrieti imma ukoll tal-passporti sigrieti.”
I hope he doesn’t return home to take it out on Codruta and the maids.
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This means that buyers of secret passports from the Maltese Minister of Secret Services expose themselves to the risk of secret espionage in their affairs by the Minister.
I hope that Henley & Partners have included this risk in the small print on their marketing material.
Do you think that the Labour Party found themselves exposed to this same risk and that’s when the decision was taken to haul him onboard?
That picture is a hoax. Those are not Tag Heuer glasses.