Consuelo mal-friend ta' Entni Zammit

Published: February 1, 2010 at 9:18pm
Robert prepares to attack from the rear

Robert prepares to attack from the rear

Look, I know you’ve been having withdrawal symptoms, but I had a magazine going to print today. So here’s our Consie, grooving with a Labour Party ex mayor (don’t get any ideas because he’s gay). He’s the close friend of would-be Health Minister Entni Zammit, he who was tied up in bed by hooded men with size 38 shoes – a magistrate’s fantasy, unless it’s true what they say about the correlation between shoe size and…well.




19 Comments Comment

  1. Big Mama says:

    SIze 38 shoes for men is well erm…on the puny side when one makes a certain correlation or am I missing something?

    Musumeci looks like a sleaze ball …but oh wait he is one! PN get rid of the ‘man’ asap!

    • Betty says:

      Ah, but one not-so-prominent Labour “paper” referred to him as a “prominent Nationalist”, conveniently forgetting to mention the fact that he is Consuelo’s lover. Ara kieku Consuelo kient oht MP Nazzjonalist li nhatret bhala magistrata taht gvern Nazzjonalista, x’festa kienu jaghmlu b’dan it-tahwid kollu!

  2. Gahan says:

    You should have seen his interview on One TV, when he attacked the Zurrieq Local Council, which is still Labour. He’s got Joseph Muscat’s blessing. He also said in the same interview that for him il-Profs Zammit is second to God because some six years ago he saved his life. The people of Zurrieq will always have what they deserve as their mayor.

  3. Leonard says:

    Probably the wisest thing to do at these parties is to stand as close to the wall as possible. Camera in hand.

    • Gahan says:

      The wisest thing in such parties would be to eat just enough not to feel hungry, have some stuffed olives, wash everything down with a lager and leave the place as early as possible. Don’t bother if you miss a piece of the cake tan-nejk. I hate friendships of convenience and false smiles,

    • Betty says:

      Ah, but that depends on whether or not there’s a skanky slag around to get you up against it!

  4. Shaggy says:

    ROLL UP! ROLL UP! HOT OFF THE PRESS!

    Consuelo’s Facebook page has been removed. (Well, either that, or it has had so many hits lately that it crashed!)

    http://en-gb.facebook.com/people/Consuelo-Scerri-Herrera/815808187

  5. Tony Pace says:

    Good luck tomorrow D. Just look her in the eyes and hold your ground. (as if you wouldn’t)
    We all stand four-square behind you.

    [Daphne – It’s actually next week, and I’m petitioning the Chief Justice to have her taken off it, and another one too. I think it’s pretty rich, having her sit in judgement over me in libel suits at this stage.]

    • maryanne says:

      You shouldn’t petition the Chief Justice. He should have seen to it himself without your petitioning.

    • Arthur Hill says:

      This Consuelo should not sit in judgement over any one. I think it would be best for the Chief Justice to suspend her pending investigating her immoral and stupid behaviour. She’s not worthy to be a Magistrate.

  6. Tony Pace says:

    Let’s face it, she blew it (pun intended) and she’s not in a position to sit in judgement over anyone, let alone you.

  7. Maria Gauci says:

    I’m surprised to hear that the Chief Justice didn’t take Magistrate Herrera off your case without any petitioning on your part, Daphne. After all, she isn’t even capable of keeping her big trap shut about you. How many other cases has she discussed with her dinner friends before this?

  8. Rover says:

    Perhaps we should come up with a new phrase ‘To do a Consuelo’. That is, to try and destroy people’s reputation before they appear before you in court. Then again it may be taken as shagging a magistrate down a dark alley.

  9. Arthur Hill says:

    For me this is a case where an investigation is called for by the Chief Justice and even by the Police. I wouldn’t trust this Magistrate to pass judgement on me let alone on anyone. She may have discussed such cases with her ‘friends of friends’ during some dinner party or in bed with someone else.

  10. jomar says:

    @ H. P. Baxxter

    By any chance, did you mean ‘a well-hung’ jury?

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