Under assault from all quarters? Short, fat and ugly but in need of a wife to defend you on Facebook while you fly around Europe on your political duties? Look no further, for help is at hand.
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May 23, 2014 at 9:13pm
You won’t find anything this useful on eBay. Buy one of these, and no matter how short, fat, old, stingy and ugly you are, she will take to social media to growl at any perceived threat to your honour and manhood.
Just keep that mattress well padded and she will bark no sense.
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At a premium, they can all come with a (Romanian) university education.
Those Romanian women looks as mercenary as their Russian counterparts.
They are anyone’s so long as the price is right and the man does not beat them or gets too drunk.
I wonder whether they do part exchange. I am sure that he would not mind parting with a few packets from under the mattress for a more modern version.
”You will finally be able to be happy and achieve all of you hopes and dreams.’
If body language is anything to go by, it seems as if someone has been short changed.
My great-grandmother had a mattress filled with straw. My grandmother had one filled with wool. Codruta Mallia sleeps on a mattress stuffed with 500-euro notes.
She has to pay a hefty price for that mattress, sleeping next to and being intimate with a fat, horrendous short unpleasant man. Yuk.
These are far better specimens than what Mallia got.