Baxxter has written my free puff-piece for L-Orizzont
So I’m planning to take L-Orizzont’s advertising team up on their marvellous offer of booking Eur1,200 worth of advertising and getting a free puff piece posing as a news article as thanks (see earlier post on the subject).
Surely they’re not going to refuse my money or refuse to take advertising for il-blokk ta’ dik bla isem? Anyway, Baxxter has very kindly already written the puff piece to make things easier for them.
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I had to struggle to write it in L-Orrizont Maltese, but here goes:
BLOGG ECCEZZJONALI ISSA F’MALTA
Dan l-ahhar il-gurnalisti ta’ L-Orizzont kellhom l-opportunità esklussiva jittestjaw prodott gdid fis-suq Malti. Dan mhu xejn hlief certu blogg immexxi minn certu persuna, li l-gurnalisti taghna jiddikjaraw huwa l-aqwa li qatt ittestjaw.
Il-blogg jinsab f’indirizz wiehed biss, u sabiex wiehed jiksbu ghandu jmur direttament fih. Hemm isib dak li tixtieq qalbu, kollox ippakkjat f’artikli mimlija informazzjoni utli. Wiehed jista’ jaghzel bejn grajjiet kurrenti, kummentarju fuq is-socjetà, kummenti politici jew ahbarijiet esklussivi, inkella jitpaxxa bis-satira mill-aqwa.
L-Orizzont kellem lic-certa persuna li tmexxi dan il-blogg eccellenti, u qaltilna li dan taghmlu fil-hin liberu taghha, bhala delizzju. Mistoqsija ghaliex ma taghzilx minfloku l-ganutell jew il-coffee mornings ta’ Silvio Parnis, hija wiegbet b’mod enigmatiku dwar l-importanza tal-gurnalizmu.
Ma gietx registrata t-twegiba ezatta, izda nistghu nikkonfermaw li l-prodott huwa wiehed tajjeb, ghall-familja kollha, accessibbli ghal kullhadd, u jinsab fil-hwienet ewlenin erbgha u ghoxrin siegha kuljum, il-gimgha kollha.
Il-prodott nistghu nghidu li jaqa’ taht id-definizzjoni ta’ prodott ta’ lussu, izda li jmur ma’ kull tip ta’ lajfstajl, kif ukoll ma’ kull stil ta’ ghamara. Wiehed jista’ juzah kemm matul il-gurnata kif ukoll bil-lejl, fuq il-post tax-xoghol kif ukoll fid-dar, u sahansitra hdejn il-bahar jew waqt xi barbikju mal-familja. Tant hu hekk li wiehed jista’ dejjem igorru mieghu fuq il-mowbajl.
Nisthajlukom qed tistaqsu “Imma dan il-prodott hekk tajjeb, minn jaf kemm huwa ghali?” Ghandna l-pjacir inhabbrulkom li huwa b’xejn. Dan ifisser li huwa accessibbli ghall-haddiema u l-familji taghhom, ghall-anzjani, kif ukoll ghall-istudenti.
Tassew huwa prodott fenomenali. Inheggu lil kullhadd sabiex jippruvah u jgawdi wkoll mit-tjubija li doqna ahna. Intemmu b’tislima lic-certa persuna li tmexxi l-blogg u nawgurawlha snin twal ta’ hidma fuq dan il-prodott hekk bnin u tajjeb.
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Bomba, kif fqajtni. I can’t stop laughing. As always, keep up the good work.
The usual brilliant humour of Baxxter. Absolutely beautiful.
Great stuff.
As the local saying goes, “Tajjeb ghax tajjeb u tajjeb ghax b’xejn”.
I love you Baxxter – I really really do
Baxxter, please consider adding “il-prodott huwa versatili hafna u nirrakomandaw li jintuza biex wiehed iqum mir-raqda, biex wiehed jahsel wiccu u sabiex wiehed jiftah ghajnejh”.
Excellent, Baxxter. Your TaghnaSpeak is spot on.
Hilarious – and worrying, the ease at which their “high society” air and graces, châteaux de sable and other artificial edifices disintegrate and crumble into precisely nothing.
Kemm int tajjeb Baxxter. Qed joħroġli d-dmugħ minn għajnejja bid-daħk li qed nidħak. Tajjeb biex tbiegħ eh. Il-ħidma t-tajba. LoL.
@Baxxter – jista’ jkun li hallejt barra Unique Selling Point vitali:
“Ivvutajt Lejber, imma mhasseb li ghadek ma gibtx Return on Investment? Tahseb li haddiehor qed jirnexxielu jahleb iktar minnek b’inqas sforz? Mela, dan il-blogg ghalik!!!!!! Zomm ghajnejk fuq bazuzli ohra ta’ gewwa, halli ssib opportunitajiet godda biex tavvanza – kollox mill-kumdita tal-bean bag tieghek!!!”
Cempel issa sinjura halli ma jiddispjacikx.
H.P. Baxxter:
Si tu n’existait pas, il faudrait t’inventer
There’s probably a counterfeit version of me somewhere in China.
If it is better than a Silvio Parnis coffee morning then it has got to be damn good.
Great stuff Baxxter.
So Daphne has a free write-up and Aaron and Toni will be paying for the advertising a few times over.
Isn’t life so sweet sometimes.
You forgot to mention that, ‘il-prodott huwa wiehed ferm appoggat mill-aktar Gvern femminist li qatt kellna’.
Mela gempel qissa ghax int tav gifisser !
U blogg mimli energija pozittiva!
Could have added:
Might have the following Adverse Reactions and Side Effects:
Anger, resentment, frustration, embarrassment, irritation, distress, exasperation, frustration, tribulation and other related ailments.
Brilliant.
Wow, Baxxter.
Nothing short of fenomenali. But joking apart you have brought out the very essence of this truly marvellous blog.
Would have a problem, them understanding the word ‘enigmatiku’ though. Brilliant piece – can even imagine a radio advert on it. Baxxter rega ghamilha.
Thank you, Baxxter – a good morning laugh.
Daphne, this piece of advertising will cost you more than Eur 1,200.