Come on, my dears – let’s all follow Michelle Muscat @ Mrs_Muscat

Tea-time break for a Laugh Out Loud subject to stave off the very serious stuff for a bit.

This is The Spawz’s Twitter account: Michelle Muscat @ Mrs_Muscat, complete with carefully selected photograph to create the impression of romantic involvement, rather than a pragmatic career partnership, between the prime minister and The Spawz of the Prime Minister.

Xi dwejjaq ta’ nies. Dull, boring, plain, ugly, style-free, no real grace or manners, no sense of humour, uncultured, uneducated, no conversation, badly read (or not at all), poorly informed, no self-awareness but plenty of self-regard, false, manufactured and mercenary – in other words, just perfect for Malta.

Now we have the manufactured cult of The Wife of the Prime Minister. Tweet her, miskina, ma jmurx tiehu ghaliha.

Hold tight for tweeted hentbek updejts, ta.

U l-ohra bis-safeguarding innocence. Tridx tmur. Zgur mhux l-innocenza taghha jew ta’ missier ir-ragel. Unbelievable people. There isn’t a dustbin lid big or heavy enough to slam down on them.