Armed Forces of Malta’s deputy commander in Facebook Jacuzzi pic

Here’s the deputy commander of the Armed Forces of Malta, willingly photographed for Facebook in a Jacuzzi with a friend (male, I’m afraid) and their glasses of wine.

Has everyone gone nuts, I hear you ask. Well, all you have to do is bear in mind that Mark Mallia was promoted through the ranks four time in as many weeks, under Army Minister Manuel Mallia’s direction, along with fellow officer Jeffrey Curmi.

Mallia became deputy commander and Curmi became commander – overnight.

All that’s missing in that picture is the mayor of Hal Qormi and her bleach-blonde best friend Sandz in full make-up and nothing else.