Fancy some cling-film?

Next time I’m working on a food shoot, I must remember to give it that authentic Maltese Kink of the Sawt touch by adding liberal amounts of cling-film.

“Made by my wife” – very 21st-century, liberal and progressive.

And I see that the adult members of the Parnis household have got their Christian feast knickers in a twist – there they go, decorating a Christmas (birth of Jesus Christ) table with a silver image of Christ crucified (death of Jesus Christ).