Dispatches from the nuthouse: Malta’s Law Commissioner, 42, wants everyone to know about his O-level results

If Owen Bonnici and Joseph Muscat were not so sleazy, I would almost feel sorry for them at this stage. Imagine having to watch your personally-chosen appointee to high public office go off the rails all over the internet, putting his mental problems on parade.

Do you know, though – I don’t think they cringe as others do when reading Franco Debono’s streams of madness – you can link directly to all his 3,000+ cracked comments here – because, as is demonstrably obvious, they are completely shameless and have their eyes firmly fixed on the main chance.

So while the rest of us are tapping our temple with our forefinger at the excruciatingly embarrassing spectacle of a middle-aged man, a criminal defence lawyer who holds the public position of Law Commissioner, boasting and competing about his O-levels, Owen Bonnici and Joseph Muscat are probably laughing about it over a drink (or, in the Justice Minister’s case, many drinks) as though it is nothing to do with them.

Oh, and the Franco he want you to know that he HAVE the good English. That why he speak and he write in the English all time because he have A in O-level the first time.

Malta: the lunatic asylum with citizenship and passports (which it sells) and from which all the sane people are trying to escape before they end up mad too.

The Law Commissioner has finally found somebody who will listen.