He isn’t worth it, Janice – and he isn’t always going to be a government minister

Ah, life. Many women are given grief by their husband, while other women are given grief by somebody else’s.

Noddy dumped Janice back in August, and two months later, they’re back together again and were even spotted sitting together at a fashion show (what else?) in the parish square in Birkirkara.

Mindfulness – the muesli-knitting fad of the year – helped this star Super One reporter get through the anguish of the last two months without the Justice Minister (the pain of having his official car and chauffeur ripped from her grasp must have been terrible).

You’d have thought that mindfulness would tell her that Owen Bonnici is not going to be a Big (well…) Powerful Government Minister forever, and that before long he’ll be just another evil pixie look-alike with an estranged wife, a child and child support payments, and a penchant for chasing or sidling up to skirts, starting from scratch as a lawyer with minimal income and living in a hole in the wall in a Valletta side-street because his wife’s got the house.

And that’s not quite as sexy, is it.