The Prime Minister continues to promote Konrad Mizzi as though it’s still 2012

Published: December 6, 2016 at 12:49am

The Minister Within the Office of the Prime Minister has been given a new self-promotional website: brighterfuture.gov.mt. It is decorated with a photograph of his beaming visage (see below) and describes, enthusiastically, all his amazing (and exciting) projects.

There’s also an address at which you can write to Konrad Mizzi – perhaps if you need advice on how best to launder money for maximum secrecy: [email protected]

If the Prime Minister is trying, yet again, to brand Konrad Mizzi as Malta’s brighter future, just as he did in late 2012/early 2013, then the situation is even more dire than we thought.

He's very excited, because the future's looking bright. Whether he's out in one year or six, there's a company in Panama waiting to keep him in clover.

He’s very excited, because the future’s looking bright. Whether he’s out in one year or six, there’s a company in Panama waiting to keep him in clover.