Brick Top would have had him fed to the pigs
Oh dear God, now he’s not going to get the reference and will think that I have called for him to be cut up and sold to the Pig Breeders Cooperative, to be fed to their porkers.
You know, just as he thought that I had called for his mother to be quite literally arrested and charged with crimes against the state for foisting her tifel biezel on us.
Jahasra, iva m’hawnx xi hadd jaghmel ftit karita u jhallaslu l-Prozac halli ikun jista jistrieh u jserrah?
“UGO UGO UGO UGO” – you can see him stamping his little feet.
He must have been an absolutely awful child if he’s still suffering from the terrible twos at 38. And then he wonders why there isn’t a queue of ladies lining up to date him, not that he seems even remotely interested in any woman other than his mother and Mrs Austin Gatt.
Or did you miss him raving on his blokk about how beautiful his mother is, and how Austin Pipi Gatt is ugly, but the bastard still managed to net himself the lovely Marisa Zammit Maempel, who he has had to spend the rest of life trying to impress by outshining the competition he fears in handsome Franco?
Se jiffullaw in-nisa, tghidliex. Nahseb li bis-sriedaq u ommu se jibqa, miskin. U msieken is-sriedaq, ha nghidlek.
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Watch the movie J. Edgar to get an idea of the mother-son relationship Franco must have.
Or Psycho.
Oh dear. I’ve done it now.
I posted the following comment on his blog beneath the very post shown above. I doubt he’ll approve it though, so here it is. I would hate to see it wasted:
“L-uniku tort li nagħti lil Ugo huwa li inti, Franco, prodott tas-sistema edukattiva meta hu kien Ministru responsabbli għal dak il-qasam.
Li kellna sistema edukattiva ġusta, int qatt ma kont tiggradwa mill-Universita għax kont tkun misjub mhux idoneju minħabba problemi ta’ karattru.”
Fr*nco Fr*nkuni
You mean Franco Fracchia?
He who knows not, and knows not that he knows not, is a fool…shun him.
He who knows not, and knows that he knows not, is willing…teach him.
He who knows, and knows not that he knows, is asleep…awaken him.
He who knows, and knows that he knows, is wise…follow him.
I think this is the only case were Franco would come first!
“You are walking on thin ice my pedigree chum, and I’ll be under it when it breaks”.
Franco fell through the ice a long, long time ago.
My mate was an extra in Snatch, he’s a mate of Guy’s.
Top film.
What a film…Snatch by Guy Ritchie.
Fakkartni fih u illejla lilu nara.
Probably the best movie he’s ever directed before his career nosedived when he married Madonna.
He only recovered after divorcing her with the Sherlock Holmes flicks, but he’s gone too commercial now. I miss the Lock Stock and Snatch era…
I tried posting this comment on Franco’s blog.
“Franco, in-nies tal-hames distrett iddispjacuti li eliġewk. “Heartbroken” huma dawk li fdawk għax ħlejtilhom il-vot tagħhom. Naf x’qed ngħid. Allajbierek kulħadd ħażin barra int! U ħallina Franco.”
From Franco Blog:
Bylharzya
Sep 18, 2012 @ 14:59:51
I cannot understand comments because I don’t speak Maltese but Doctor Franco you must form new party because you have many supporters.
[Daphne – Somebody’s pulling his leg by pretending to be from the former Soviet Union and calling themselves ‘Bilharzia’: http://www.who.int/topics/schistosomiasis/en/ ]
Postcard for Franco:
http://images.cryhavok.org/d/17759-1/I_d+Call+You+a+Cunt+But.jpg
Reminds me of that Hitler spoof
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RElwKjgn490
This site has been a source of much hilarity this morning. Thank you.