Carry On Up The Pink Elephant
It's bottoms up for Anglu
Frankie Howerd meets Inspector Clouseau: former police inspector Anglu Farrugia shows us what he’s made of by investigating the case of the stolen votes and the threatened voters, and building his case on the testimony of a liar and a criminal – Anthony ‘Is-Sej’ Zammit, the man who was the brown-envelope-carrying go-between in the notorious case of the judge, the Chief Justice and the drug trafficker.
‘Is he nuts?’ I hear you shout. No, he’s the deputy leader of the Labour Party.
He’s not very bright, he’s a poor judge of character, or he’s just damn desperate for evidence after having made a fool of himself with his Ferocious Speech about votes bought off Labour heroin addicts for a hundred euros by Nationalist scouts with a vast cash-float.
The witnesses who have been hauled up to court so far have all said the same thing: nobody threatened them into voting for the Nationalist Party. One of them said that Is-Sej changes his version of events, depending on who it is he happens to be speaking to. Another described him as a liar. So where does that leave Inspector Anglu? Up his elephant’s butt.
The Pink Elephant – foiled again.
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Couldn’t have timed it better myself, eh?
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20090402/local/president-elect-wins-libel-case
Collecting debts.
btw Daph did you read Ms Ingrid Jones-cameron’s comment on the said article? Certainly food for thought……….
[Daphne – Will you post it here so that we can all read it, please?]
Sure…
Ingrid Jones-cameron (17 hours, 27 minutes ago)
wELL DONE gEORGE!! kEEP THEM BUSY! a THOUGHT JUST STRUCK ME, oNCE THE ORACLES aLfFRED sANT AND gEORGE vELLA CONDEMND mINTOFF FOR ABSTAINING VOTING IN PARLIAMENT AND ACCUSED HIM OF NOT FOLLOWING THE PARTY’S WHIP TOVOTE. HE WAS CALLED A TRAITOR. YESTERDAY SANT AND VELLA ABSTAINED FROM VOTING WITH HIS PARTY!!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES. YESTERDAY YOU SHOWED MALTA YOU WHERE WRONG AND MINTOFF WAS RIGHT! WILL YOU BOTH RESIGN NOW AS YOU EXPECTED MINTOFF TO DO@ WITH GONZIS GIFT OF 85000 WARM IN YOUR POCKET SOON YOU CAN AFFORD TO RETIRE OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR NEXT ELECTION TO DO EXACTELY AS MINTOFF DID TO YOU TO mR MUSCAT? IF YOU DID IT YESTERDAY YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN IN 4 YRS TIME. FOOD FOR THOUGHT…
Please allow me:
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Ingrid Jones-cameron (17 hours, 33 minutes ago)
wELL DONE gEORGE!! kEEP THEM BUSY! a THOUGHT JUST STRUCK ME, oNCE THE ORACLES aLfFRED sANT AND gEORGE vELLA CONDEMND mINTOFF FOR ABSTAINING VOTING IN PARLIAMENT AND ACCUSED HIM OF NOT FOLLOWING THE PARTY’S WHIP TOVOTE. HE WAS CALLED A TRAITOR. YESTERDAY SANT AND VELLA ABSTAINED FROM VOTING WITH HIS PARTY!!!! WHAT A BUNCH OF HYPOCRITES. YESTERDAY YOU SHOWED MALTA YOU WHERE WRONG AND MINTOFF WAS RIGHT! WILL YOU BOTH RESIGN NOW AS YOU EXPECTED MINTOFF TO DO@ WITH GONZIS GIFT OF 85000 WARM IN YOUR POCKET SOON YOU CAN AFFORD TO RETIRE OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR NEXT ELECTION TO DO EXACTELY AS MINTOFF DID TO YOU TO mR MUSCAT? IF YOU DID IT YESTERDAY YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN IN 4 YRS TIME. FOOD FOR THOUGHT…
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What does it all mean? My brain hurts.
Here’s a frivilous question, Daphne. It’s what I do when I have plenty to do but cannot get started.
You call Anglu “Inspector”, when you know he left the police force as a superintendent. In Anglu’s case Inspector was his starting rank in the force. By the same measure, would you call, say, the former Commissioner Grech, PC Gorg, that being his first rank? Or is it simply because ‘Inspector’ sounds so much better that you ignore fact for better effect?
Najs elifint, btw, Daphne. Doesn’t it mess up your garden, or do you keep it in your bedroom?
kev – Careful, because it might entertain your wife (and her guests) at the Maundy Thursday reception she’s hosting at Le Meridien, St Julian’s, where “it-tmexxija tal-Partit ser tattendi.”
Not sure I got you there, Mrs Mallia. You mean Daphne is bringing her elifint, Maundy, with her to Le Meridien to meet with tmexxija tal-partit ?
Kemm int miskin u pastazun, Kev. And believe me I’m being nice. Ghax DCG ma thallinix nghidlek izjed. Trid tkun wiccek u x’imkien iehor xorta biex tiddefendi lil dak il pulcinell ta’ Super Anglu. Taf li fil-qorti, anka l’avukati tal-Lejber jirredukolawh wara c-cucati li ghamel, specjalment ”bis-sahha” tas-Sej. Issa mur hu cafe mas-sinjura, ha tellala ftit numri, u t’insiex il kannol……
kev, I bet you used to watch ‘Simpatici’, right? (Leonard Asst-Kummissarju mhux Supretendent Leonard!)
Some guests you have here, Daphne. You cannot really differentiate between PL laqx and PN laqx, can you? But as my paternal grandfather used to say, PN are always more spiteful than Labour (and he was not even a Laburist).
On this note, I take the opportunity to congratulate Roberta Metsola Tedesco Triccas for her efforts in garnering votes. Her only hope now is to lie about what others did not say about abortion.
But I cannot blame you, Bobby – with all the help you’ve been getting and still doing dismally at the polls?! You need to snatch those votes away even if you’d look like a medievel nun rather than il-wicc zaghzugh tal-PN. And don’t apologise, again, after the fact, please – I would advice against a libel against you, but there are really good grounds. Would a libel help you get more votes, Bobby? Is your Finnish husband also running on an anti-abortion campaign In Finland? Sellili ghal Dar Malta – good team you got there.
Will Roberta Metsola Tedesco Triccas’ next move be to join Gift of Life?
http://www.maltarightnow.com/default.asp?module=news&t=a&aid=99811247&cid=19
Amanda Mallia
“…it might entertain your wife (and her guests) at the Maundy Thursday reception she’s hosting at Le Meridien, St Julian’s, where “it-tmexxija tal-Partit ser tattendi.”
Hmmm….another peanut-and-banana party then.
H.P. Baxxter
“What does it all mean? My brain hurts.”
Well, Ingrid did say it was “FOOD FOR THOUGHT”. All those capitals must have given your brain indigestion.