Daqxejn Prozac ghal Emmy, please

Emmy Bezzina lights up my life
DR EMMY BEZZINA, LL.D.,B.A.,
“I interrupt my MAGISTER JURIS Studies on EU LAW & its INSTITUTIONS to PROTEST vehemently at this sham of a Photo of Malta`s new President. As a Photographer myself, whoever organized this Photo Session should ponder what it means to capture the spirit of the new slogan UNITY IN DIVERSITY plus the normal character of long-time acquaintance GEORGE, my friend and colleague.The photograph chosen is a disaster,carnivalesque in its colour combination,makes The President look most uncomfortable in that chair not suitable for George`s desired feelings to be close to the People he represents,and the shadows on his face make him unrecognizable.Dear George for FREE I volunteer to take the photo of yourself myself,even though I am down under with commitments. THE DOI SHOULD BE REORGANIZED AT PERMITTING THIS IDIOTIC PHOTO TO MAKE ITS WAY TO THE MEDIA & IT IS AN OUTRIGHT INSULT TO DR GEORGE ABELA AND THE PRESIDENT SHOULD SHOVE OFF WHOEVER TOOK THESE PHOTOS, THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR. THE COMPOSITION IS HORRID,THAT MANTLE CLOCK IS OUT OF PLACE. DISASTROUS!”
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Spot the difference between Emy’s photos … and he’s provided both photos on the same page, to make life easier:
http://www.emmybezzina.org/news_alpha.html
Actually there are three photos of him.
Tajba! I hadn’t scrolled down far enough to see the “angry wise old owl” one!
He had the leading role in The Sound of Music at St Aloysius’ College ( http://www.emmybezzina.org/emmy.html ). I wonder if he got arrested for wearing a nun’s habit?
Same webpage (with today’s date):
“Now, he is planning to be a Candidate for the European Parliament in June 2004 after MALTA becomes a full Member of the European Union in May 2004”.
There. AlphaQ.
Perhaps he is a friend of the one with the vision!
http://daphnecaruanagalizia.com/2009/04/09/heres-another-one-whos-seen-a-vision/
Let’s face it, whoever took that photo should hang on to his day job, assuming it’s not as a photographer.
It was chosen by his son Robert out of many other photos.
Dik id-dahka sicca………….
Yes, that’s exactly who should take the presidential pic – Norman Lowell’s lap-dog.
I agree that the photo is crap, but Emmy’s overblown ego is hilarious.
on a different note….
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20090414/local/woman-demands-vat-refund-on-registration-tax
…is this ms. balzan, the same ms. balzan that was so keen to defend gensna?!?!
@mat555
Yes. And Toni who said he had been dreaming for years to bring Gensna back and claimed it’s now his baby, is the lawyer.
“Dear George for FREE I volunteer to take the photo of yourself myself,even though I am down under with commitments.”
Presumably by “down under” Dr Bezzina meant he is overwhelmed and swamped with commitments. But Sunday Times reporter Patrick Cooke interpreted this to mean that Dr Bezzina was in Australia. “… though I am Down Under with commitments, said one selfless reader, who was clearly more distressed by the photo than the prospect of an expensive 24-hour flight from Australia.” (-STOM April 12, page 5).
[Daphne – Somebody should write a guide called English for Maltese People. Snowed under….]
“Il-Partit Alpha kontra l-kampijiet tan-nudisti”
“…waqqaftu jiena u jiena biss nista’ nagħmel dikjarazzjonijiet dwar l-istat tal-Parti t tiegħi.”
http://www.illum.com.mt/2009/04/12/t10.html
Sorry folks…No “Free Willy”…
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106965/
I interrupt my STUDIES IN PURE AND APPLIED EPISTEMOLOGY (FIELD AND TRACK) to reply MOST VEHEMENTY to the horrid nefarious missive about the going under or being down under or being under. Being INTER ALIA and SUPER OMNES an ALPHA male should have made the meaning CLEAR TO ALL. I am so idundated by a veritable TSUNAMI of commitments that my busy schedule leaves me no time for going down on any ALPHA FEMALE!
[Is this right? Ed.]
Could he be trying to make it into the Guinness Book of World Records with the longest sentence ever written or the highest number of block letters ever used in a paragraph? I counted one sentence with 43 words in it. No, I didn’t count the block letters. Any volunteers?
@ Anna: he’s probably competing with Saint Paul. I think he wrote (or dictated) the longest neverending sentences which were published for posterity.
Did EMMY not notice that the mantle clock was running five minutes slow?
It is obvious that you don’t know what prozac is or for that matter what Dr. Bezzina needs.