Daphne taghti fastidju lil Charlon Gouder No. 8

I'll pin him down while you get his wallet.

From the archives: ATTAKK FAHXI FUQ IL-PERSUNA TA’ CHARLON GOUDER

Here you are, honeys: the hot scoop of the week.

This photograph was taken by a vegetable vendor standing behind a curtain and using his mobile phone, in exchange for three weeks’ worth of qarabaghli and a black handbag.