Further dispatches from the Labour skip: Nikita and the London School of Economics
A nice young man feels off Nikita Zammit Alamango's brain
Now that we’re on the subject of how the Chief Labour Elve lies and cheats, perhaps it’s time for some enterprising reporter to ring the London School of Economics and Political Science (LSE) and find out whether her claim that she studied politics there is true.
It’s right there on her Facebook page: ‘STUDIED POLITICS AT THE LONDON SCHOOL OF ECONOMICS’.
I thought it was odd, because the woman is incoherent when she isn’t plagiarising Gillian Tett, and the LSE is notoriously difficult to get into – so difficult, in fact, that when somebody called Gaddafi got in (or more precisely, out) when he shouldn’t have, there was an international scandal and a resignation.
I won’t ring up myself because my youngest son, Nikita Zammit Alamango’s exact contemporary, is in the doctorate programme there (her friend Coconut Kurt knows him – he’s the one who famously told him what to do with his camera at the university debate) and the unusual surname might create awkwardness.
But I’ve checked the present/past student email list and she’s not on it.
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She probably did a freebie promotional correspondence course that lasted all of 2, 10-minute sessions.
She’ll claim to have a PhD in economics next.
This woman is a brainless twit.
Wasn’t Gaddafi’s LSE scandal related precisely to his plagiarising of the PhD thesis?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-12608869
Besides what you suggest above, can someone check also whether Nikita’s thesis was plagiarised too, if she submitted one?
It’s a distance learning stint her father paid for after she failed, several times over, her English A Level exam.
LSE my derrière, pardon the French.
She must have been working hard at that English A level:
http://standupmalta.wordpress.com/2011/04/17/funny-if-it-wasnt-true/
I don’t know whether anyone recalls the times when Ms. Alamango used to blab to everyone, including the Prime Minister, that she is (was/will be?) a law student at the University of Malta.
To this day, the law course still requires English at an Intermediate level; it’s not to say that all law students have an excellent mastery of the language BUT I was always quite sure that this was another of her ‘fake’ fairytales judging from her writing capabilities. And anyway she never made it to the students’ list.
And the cherry on the cake was that in one of her masterpieces on The Times website, she even tried to criticize a couple of lawyers, including a Director at Allied Newspapers.
Issa jew tat-Times qed jitlaq mohhhom jew ma nafx.
“Nikita is reading a BSC Political Sciences at the London School for Political Sciences…”
http://standupmalta.wordpress.com/bloggers/nikita-alamango/
Funny how she manages to be an undergraduate at the LSE while spending all her time in Malta.
How do you do it, Nikita – teleporting?
No, teleplagiarising.
No mention of the LSE here:
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/author/23
What’s Nikita going to tweet us about now that she can’t tweet her article links (and all the existing links are broken)?
http://twitter.com/#!/NikitaAlamango
Nikita’s self description on her Facebook profile reads:
“Direct, independent, self assured and protective. Pleads for justice and honesty and has a strong sense of responsibility, with an attitude of “Don’t let them walk over you!””
I’m not sure it quite fits now.
Google that self description and first thing you find this……………….http://www.myspace.com/498578063 so probably this is a quote from someone.
This is getting real funny now, does she have a keyboard or a mouse with copy and paste functions only?
She does have a keyboard but only uses three of the keys – “C”, “V” and “CTRL”. She hasn’t yet figured out what the other keys are for.
Could it be this:
http://www.stmartins.edu/business.jsp?p=Diploma in Social Sciences
That would make her a liar. Studying at the London School of Economics means exactly that. She isn’t, because she’s in Malta, not London.
Maybe she is at the London Stock Exchange (LSE) and cannot tell the difference between the two institutions.