Ejjew nies! Kullhadd ghal ghand tas-Super One biex niffangaw minn fuq dahar il-Labour
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September 22, 2011 at 9:25pm
Where the f**k is Jason with those loaves and fishes? I'm running out of juice here.
Billi ahna mejtin bil-guh, u Miss Jason qieghed iqassam il-loaves and fishes….
Jason Micallef’s Facebook wall:
Grazzi lil dawk kollha li apprezzaw u jinsabu entuzjasti biex isegwu l-iskeda l-gdida ta’ ONE mit-Tnejn 3 t’Ottubru. Qabel din id-data ONE qed jistieden lil kulhadd ghal ONE OPEN WEEKEND is-Sibt u l-Hadd 1 u 2 t’Ottubru. Ejjew mal-familji taghkom iddevertu maghna ghal festa ta’ ikel u xorb BXEJN u divertiment garantit.
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Jekk ix-xalata ha issir mal-bidu tax-xahar naghmel imhatra li issa jitolbu is-soltu donazzjoni ‘ta’ ftit minghand il hafna ‘biex jghinu il-partit jibni ‘pajjiz li jixraq lil uliedna.
Saru gwappi aktar mil-knisja biex jigru bis-sassla mal-bidu tax-xahar.
See you there, Daphne :))
OH NO! That Teletubby cum Jesus Christ photo again!
When I clicked “properties” on it I was hoping for something like “JosephMuscatFeedTheMultitudes/so-so pic/u iva m’hemmx x’taghmel”.
Ah well. Hope springs eternal………..
Jekk iservu “halal” zalzett tal-Malti u kirxa nithajjar immur.
I’d like to think that if Jesus wore trousers b’kollox spjegat, he would have had the good sense to put on a jockstrap beneath.
Maybe the modern-day Labour version wishes to give new meaning to the expression ‘put a sock in it’.
Think he put a banana in his ‘sock’. As Shakespeare wrote: ‘vaulting ambition’. We have a modern day Macbeth–MacJoey. Burgers for everyone. Election slogan: ‘Fat Like Me’.
That Bonnici-Mallia tag that shows up when running the curser on the pic is side-splitting.
How enticing! Min jaf x’marmalja ha’ jkun hemm, biex jieklu u jixorbu b’xejn, a’ la Maltija.
Ejjew mal-familji taghkom iddevertu maghna ghal festa ta’ ikel u xorb BXEJN
L’aqwa li b’XEJN.
Mela dawk li Gonzi qatilhom bil-guh kollha jkunu hemm.
Forsi l-Labour naddaf xi kont ta’ Gaddafi u ghandu bizzejjed biex jitma BXEJN l-imgewhin? Tghid se jorganizzaw ‘privates’ minn kull kazin Laburista?
ONE OPEN WEEKEND?
Sounds kinky.
Nothing to do with this one….. I presume you are up to date with the latest Maltastar Editorial on Edward Debono and (by implication) King Gaddafi…….
Those of us who live where I do have to make a huge detour to go to Valletta whenever there is any such manifestation at ONE in Marsa. The all-important road is closed for a considerable period much to the inconvenience of the miserable citizens of this much tormented zone.
What do you mean Miss Jason – is he gay?
[Daphne – How would I know (or care)? It’s not like I checked him out or anything. He’s just incredibly unmasculine – fussy, bitchy, pettily vengeful, whispering-in-a-corner gossipy and inordinately preoccupied with his skin, hair, clothes and appearance. And I know that sounds terribly misogynistic by default, so I won’t top it by adding that he is also incredibly shallow and stupid. So let’s just say that he’s remarkably like a certain type of woman.]
Try to give them some meat, Jason. Imqar naqa friza. The hordes are tired of pizza.
I am sure they will ask for a “small contribution” to make good, now, the loss of bank interest from the Gaddafi donations to the Labour Party.
On another note, I’ve just received a junk email from Joseph Muscat, no less, informing me that in next year’s local elections he “will not be supporting as candidates” those who do not “cut on bureaucracy” and who “put obstacles first and . . . families second”.
I hope this piece of ungrammatical nonsese was written by Kurt Farrugia because, if it’s coming from the future PM, the prospects for Malta are even worse than I feared.
How did the PL get my (outdated) address? Are they using some kind of spamming software?
[Daphne – They have a mole somewhere in the bowels of the university’s administration, who is giving them data instead of protecting it. They got hold of my son’s email address as well, the only one who was still registered at the university at the time.]
Well I can identify at least two that have been given high ranking positions within the administration even though they are known to be active PL members and work for the PL electoral group.
JPO snubs mass meeting over “murderer’s” involvement
The Tornado item had the usual suspects and elves still droning on about neutralty.
Well, Ahmadinejad seems to have taken Gaddafi’s place as resident troublemaker and some of the posts are surmising he might be right after all about 9/11.
Well JPO has come out with a convoluted excuse why he did not attend Independence PN meeting on Granaries.
Lord give us strength to make it through this day ………
http://www.maltatoday.com.mt/news/2011/0923/malta-delegation-walks-out-of-un-hall-as-ahmadinejad-claims-911-was-staged
The article wrongly insinuates that the Malta delegation alone walked out. It was an EU walkout, so why not report it as such?
Il-ftit minghand il-hafna kienu jghidulna! Imma ma konniex nafu bil-finanzjament ta’ Gaddafi u ghandhom il-wicc jghajjru lill-PN li jigbor minghand il-kuntratturi meta huma accettaw flus minghand regim li stupra t-tfal, qatel genituri u qered pajjiz.
Iggudikaw intom jekk jaslux dawn in-nies?
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20110923/local/cospicua-residents-concerned.386034
The victims of “energy poverty” are now worried about where to park their cars.
Incredible.
Mintoff after the split with Boffa used to give FREE pastizzi u kafe after his corner meetings.
Now Joseph is giving FREE ikel u xorb.
Deffni, min-naha l-ohra, qatt ma tqassam IKEL B’XEJN. Ma nafx x’ahna naghmlu fuq dan il-blog.
Kif qal darba wiehed, il-gisem ma jghixx biss bl-ikel. ‘l Deffni ghandna bzonnha ghall-ispirtu.
She serves food for thought instead. Now that’s definitely not something that is likely to be on offer at SuperOne.
Nice one! SuperOne’s food for thought would be the equivalent of il-Porky’s Bhima Burger.
At least Ms Jason knows his spelling.
Kulhadd, meaning everyone, is written with a single ‘l’ and not with a double, Dear Daphne.
And please, do spare us a belated “pun was intended”. We know you weren’t referring to the newspaper, as otherwise you would certainly have pointed out your genius to us.
[Daphne – Who decided it should be spelled with one L, Mr Mula? The same people who tell me I should spell blekbort that way, or say arkotta? I will accept random spelling which evolves over centuries of writing, but otherwise, I’m afraid I have a problem with it. Take on board the fact that my Maltese is better than the Maltese of many who speak only that language, largely because I’m literate, and accept it. It’s not that difficult.]
Miss Jason qed tirreferi ghall-1 u 2 ta’ Ottubru ta’ din is-sena, jekk joghgobkom? Iccekkjawli naqra, please, ghax ghandi problemi kbira biex nibbukkja jumejn frank ghal din il-gurnata super-spettakolari.
Iva hi!! 1 u 2 Ottubru – ghaddi ghalijja ha nigi mieghek hi!!
Xi hlew, qisu se jinqatgha mill-art, jew forsi Fredu Sant gibidlu l-ispaga?