Jeffrey’s 4,000+ false friends
Raymond Huber can't have a decent life in Malta under this evil government, so he can't wait until Muscat gets in to make it better.
Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando’s 4,000+ Labour Facebook false friends are slowly rounding on him one by one, as they begin to understand that he has come off the Earl Grey, had his mind concentrated by looking at Franco Debono and thinking “My God, is that how I came across?” and no, he will not be bringing down the government any time soon, if ever.
Now they’re off him. U bil-kbir. He’s got one thing to be grateful for in this: that he’s not being bollocked as hard as Franco Debono is. Franco, eh? He really let Labour’s Facebook people down, didn’t he.
Leading people on is very mean.
They’ve been breaking out in the internet equivalent of hives for the last 10 days.
Look at this nice chap on Jeffrey’s wall, for instance.
Raymond Huber
Jeff the faster we get rid of you and the PN the better! Let’s just hope that the election takes place this year and the earlier the better. Sorry but I speak what I feel and I do not care who is in the helm as long as I can live a decent life, something which I am not doing now. Again sorry :)
So who’s this Raymond Huber who can’t live a decent life under Gonzi because he’s out of work, his wife is out of work, his children have had their university tuition fees raised and his home is about to be repossessed because he’s missed the last two payments?
You see, that’s the beauty of Facebook in Malta. There is only so much pretending you can do.
Facebook tells us that Raymond Huber by his own admission owns Huber Motoring School in Birkirkara. His daughter Lara works for him.
His photo albums show that he went on an intensive motoring course in Surrey last year. He is advertising for employees, presumably because he has more work than he and Lara can cope with, what with having taken that course and all.
His profile picture is taken at a restaurant.
But he cannot live a decent life, miskin. Dalwaqt se jkollu jibghat il-mara tahdem, marelli. Ara kift gabna Gonzi, bin-nisa jahdmu.
Naghmlulu gabra jahasra, forsi ikun jista jerga jitla’ Surrey u anke jiekol xi steak.
The man has white hair, for crying out loud (and what a lot of it, too, God bless). He looks to be at least a decade my senior. He should know what not being able to live a decent life is all about.
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Well, at least he knows what a helm is, even though he thinks you’re in it, not at it.
Some fools on his side think that you steer a boat by keeping your hand on the rudder.
Maybe he expects Anglu to restore the driving test racket, so he can live a decent life.
In Birkirkara, where I origannaly came from, we used to call such people as “ordinarju daqs il-basal”.
The dash is from an Alfa. Is he the one who taught Joseph?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7KfZ3egKPs
No doubt he’s pissed off because Gonzi cannot control the global price of oil.
He did not tell us much about his income tax and vat. It seems that he is one of those who escape the net. Gonzipn should take care of these people.
Ma tantx jidher mejjet bil-guh, mis-size at least. Thid dan imur jittallab bieb il-belt ghall-loqom tal-hobz?
Jekk iva, mela vera l-Maltin generuzi ghax kabbrulu z-zonza gmiela.
Mr. Huber’s statement that he is not living decently is not consistent with what the Huber Motoring School website says about his business:
“Huber Motoring School is one of the Malta’s fastest growing national driving schools and has helped hundreds of people pass their driving test with the minimum of fuss and hassle.”
http://huberms.com/AboutUs.aspx
Incidentally, “hassle” is either a noun or transitive verb. The infamous “Don’t hassle or stress”, doing the rounds on the rear ends of buses is WRONG and its author should be hanged, drawn and quartered.
Presumably, the pea-brained cretin was thinking “toqghodx tihhesilja”.
Malta, I hate you.
good one
I love Facebook. I’m constantly updated. God Bless you always, Daphne.