That’s what happens when you allow divorce. The next thing you know, women will be demanding to drive.

Published: November 16, 2011 at 10:54am

I used to be a stay-at-home mother of nine until I started driving

In The Times (London) yesterday:

A report this week by Kamal Subhi, a former professor at King Fahd University, warned that allowing women to drive would provoke a surge in prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce. Within ten years of the ban being lifted, it warned, there would be “no more virgins” in the kingdom.

Mr Subhi, who sent his report to all 150 members of the Shura Council, the country’s legislative body, said that moral decline was already discernible in other Gulf states where women are allowed to drive.

At one point, he described sitting in a coffee shop in an unnamed Arab state. “All the women were looking at me,” he wrote. “One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available . . . This is what happens when women are allowed to drive.”




13 Comments Comment

  1. H.P. Baxxter says:

    “All the women were looking at me….One made a gesture that made it clear that she was available.”

    Yeah, it happens to me all the time.

  2. Jozef says:

    He needn’t worry, cars will drive themselves in a few years’ time.

  3. Dads Army says:

    Islam is such a beautiful religion … Especially for women

  4. ciccio2011 says:

    Within ten years of the ban being lifted, it warned, there would be “no more virgins” in the kingdom.

    I found that hilarious. ROFL.

  5. 'Angus Black says:

    Mr Subhi could be right when he said that within ten years of letting women drive ‘there wouldn’t be any virgins left in the kingdom’, except that his calculation is somewhat too optimistic.

    I figure that since so many ‘martyrs’ blowing up themselves in the name of Islam and each are allotted 27 virgins once they pull the switch, there may already be a serious shortage of virgins right now!

    • Not Tonight says:

      You’re assuming that all 27 are female virgins? I don’t think it’s specified the virgins will be female.

      And what about female martyrs? Don’t they get any fun in the afterlife? Poor women, even in the afterlife they’re handed out as gifts to the men.

      • Dee says:

        It is 77 actually , not 27.It is specified that the virgins have got to be female. Hope that his allotment of virgins will have long sharp nails and fangs to match , moustaches and be a hundred years old as well.
        It will serve the silly bugger right.

      • Patrik says:

        Dee, it’s 72. But who’s counting.

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