Watch out, the Tooth Fairy. You’ve got a rival for the unwanted attentions of neglected women
The new sex aid: a high visibility vest
This is a photograph which Franco Debono pasted on Facebook. Just look at the comments his ‘fenz’ posted beneath (“here you have an open invitation, keep it handy!!!!”), and more crucially, look at the dates.
Josette Saliba
AHJAR TOHROG MAGHNA MAL LABOUR GHAX BHALNA TAHDEM
February 21, 2010 at 7:52pm
Maria Bonnici
here you have an open invitation, keep it handy!!!!!!!!!!
March 2, 2010 at 7:23pm
Shanel Coco
kif kulma tilbes jixralqek franco prosit
June 14, 2010 at 8:47am
Tessie Fenech
what a sexy mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
September 24, 2010 at 10:59pm
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Dolores Cutajar
x;hint cool b;dik il high visibility vest …… jarawk lol.
October 19, 2010 at 12:18pm
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Arani Ma!
(Now who does this too? Let me think…)
Dr. Gonzi should call a general election …. and make sure that he selects the right team.
[Daphne – You’re a bit confused here, Susan, though I can’t say I blame you. It’s electors who choose the team, not the party leader. Though of course, the party could do a much better job of selecting candidates.]
It’s true that the electors chose the team, but do you really think that the party and the leaders have no say.? I remember a time when candidates were sidelined because they were living with someone other than their wives, even though they were allowed to contest the election.
I did not know that Debono was a worker with Transport Malta besides being a lawyer and a perennial whinger.
What is this with Maltese wiminn? Why are they so interested in PN rebels?
I would have thought that they would find “mature men” like Karmenu Vella, AST, Joe and Godfrey Grima, George Vella, Herr Flick, Charles Mangion – all of them next to or past their 60s, more attractive.
You’re joking right? Who could possibly find the Grima brothers attractive? Or any of the others for that matter.
[Daphne – Their contemporaries say that Joe and Godfrey Grima were good-looking young men.]
There was a time when temple harlots were all the rage.
Now it is the turn of the sirenes from inside the Mile End glass house until the results of the next election are published.
Then these same singing sirens will be dancing a jig on Dr Franco Debono’s political grave.
The bored housewives seem to have deserted JPO and are now zooming in on Franco. Now that the silly season is over, it is time for the Christmas Panto with young male primadonnas exorted to” keep it up” by the ”ladies”.
Ahhhh, what fun.
As Larry Grayson of the Generation Game use to say “Seems like a nice boy”
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/news/cult/2005/01/10/16409.shtml
How gut-wrenchingly galling it must be for the prime minister and other decent Nationalist parliamentarians to have to endure this odious upstart, schooled by the Jesuits – but evidently not educated either by them or by his mummy.
And how subtle are these ladies. Keep it up and keep it handy – and that’s an open invitation.
Now I know that gonZIPn is making them suffer, but I never realised things had got that desperate in the villages.
Here we go again. It seems we shall have to go through another charade as Franco Debono abstains, yet again, this time on the matter of PBS.
Joseph Muscat said in an interview with The Sunday Times that the government needs to be stable, but he himself is going out of his way to cause as much trouble as possible. So much for loyalty to the country.
I thought the festive season starts in December, but Labour’s ‘Christmas Father’, Franco Debono, is making a festa for the labour elves in November.
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111106/local/Labour-will-not-rule-out-presenting-PBS-motion.392536
The Prime Minister should transfer Franco Debono to Austin Gatt’s Ministry and make HIM sort out Arriva.
FRANCO; GOD’S GIFT TO ‘neglected ‘ WOMEN.
That picture makes me cringe: that’s Franco Debono on the Valletta Road , Zurrieq project built in record time by Austin Gatt’s Ministry.
In record time we had our roads in the area resurfaced and Valletta Road rebuilt, together with the upgrading of all the services for the village.
All Franco did was ask a parliamentary question, then seize a photo opportunity and send us, his constituents, a letter in a House of Representatives envelope (postage paid) informing us about his hard work in parliament during question time.
At least the letter was not anonymous this time round, but he still rode piggy-back on another colleague.
Some silly people in the fifth district still think that this bloke is ‘working’ for the ‘distrett’ and “imn’Alla kien hu”!.
At least today the old (wise) man spoke out in favour of Dr Gonzi and removed any doubt that he would have done things differently. Thanks Eddie.
Visibility vest new sex aid. Now that’s a good laugh!
Apologies for being off-topic, but please allow me to use your comments section to encourage people to have a look at
http://www.firstgiving.com/fundraiser/joannabuttigieg/jodougsfundraisingpage
(It’s for what is, in my opinion, a worthy cause.)
http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20111106/local/I-had-a-dying-little-girl-but-Nora-is-a-survivor.392551
Ms. Bonnici’s “open invitation’ almost certainly referred to the comment above it, i.e. that Franco Debono would be better off contesting the elections within the ranks of the PL. There was no sexual meaning attached.
Whatever the case, it is simply hilarious.
Shanel Coco:
“kif kulma tilbes jixralqek franco prosit”
June 14, 2010 at 8:47am, Facebook, Franco Debono.
Coco Chanel:
“Since everything is in our heads, we had better not lose them.”
Gabrielle Bonheur “Coco” Chanel, 1883 – 1971, French Fashion Designer.
Erasmus, if an 80-year old lady confused about how to reach St Vincent de Paule from Imgarr becones a sexual joke for Labour, you can imagine what meaning they give to a “here you have an open invitation, keep it handy!!!!!!!!!!”
I suppose “keep it handy” makes a change from “keep it up” but the exclamation marks are still there of course, as per Labour “Elve” regulations.
Antoine,
You are the one who is giving a sexual meaning to that sentence, not “Labour” ( whatever that means).
The !!!!!!! are the hallmark of the semi-literate, not just those with a “Labour” inclination, or members of the ”elve” cohort. Have a look at the comments gracing timesonline.com and you’ll discover that the multiple exclamation marks littering the place emanate from PL elves, PN gnomes, or apolitical goblins indiscriminately.
Was it Kissinger who once said that power is the greatest aphrodisiac?
He also said ‘Like yoghurt, I am an acquired taste’.
The power to pose for photos while someone else does the real work?
That’s not much of a turn on. Most women already have one of those at home.