Stat ta’ Oligarkija Debonesca
Nobody else has a wig like mine. I deserve to run the country. A meritocracy means that he with the longest locks runs the country.
Here’s a comment posted on this site today, by Ciccio:
Issa dalwaqt jghid li l-President ghandu jirrezenja.
Imbaghad jiddikjara lilu nnifsu President.
Jiddikjara l-gvern illegittimu u b’maggoranza difettuza, ixolji l-Parlament, u isejjah elezzjoni.
Jahtar lilu nnifsu Kummissarju Elettorali Ewlieni.
Jiddikjara lilu nnifsu l-uniku kandidat eligibbli ghal-elezzjoni, u wara l-elezzjoni, fejn jivvotaw biss hu u l-familja tieghu, jiddikjara ruhu l-Prim Ministru u Kap tal-Oppozizzjoni fl-istess hin, biex b’hekk jelimina lil Lawrence Gonzi u lil Joseph Muscat b’daqqa ta’ gebla wahda.
Hekk, ghall-ewwel darba fl-istorja tar-Repubblika, ikollna President li huwa ukoll Prim Ministru u Kap tal-Oppozizzjoni, u jiddikjara Stat ta’ Oligarkija Debonesca.
Fuq lapida li titwahhal mal-faccata tal-Palazz tal-President fil-belt Valletta, titpogga kopja tar-rizultat tal-ezami tal-Form IIC tal-1987 bhala tifkira.
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U l’monument f’nofs il-pjazza: I can visualise it – Franco sitting on a gilded throne, holding his Form IIC mid-year report, and with his mother standing behind him.
And a roaring lion at his side.
[Daphne – I think not, because he doesn’t want any competition, remember.]
Naliz Perla’s probably going to town with his caricature next Sunday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL8H5v8EXjc
Tajba Ciccio.
U meta jkun President, Prim u Kap tal-Opposizjoni jaghmel l-indirizz ta’ l-ahhar tas-sena minn fuq il-pulptu ta’ San Gwann fil-quddiesa ta’ nofs il-lejl.
Inscribed on the plinth :
DEBONO DUX
Anthony, don’t think mum will accept that. She might think it’s the plural of duck.
or: DEBONO DOUCHE?
Many years ago, at the primary schools, we had a book of short stories in Maltese. One of the stories was called ‘Gahan u l-bieb’. Another was called ‘Censu z-zatat’.
It was a cute story about this young rascal who, while trying to show off, made an attempt at jumping a rubble wall that was too high for him. The result was disastrous.
My dear Franco, does this ring a bell?
I do not think (to mention but a few) that St. Francis of Assisi, Mahatma Ghandhi and Mother Theresa of Calcutta were as good as you in school, but they led with one asset that you do not know of….humility.
He would reduce the national days to one: Mothers’ Day.
Correction: Children’s Day. Ghax tifel il-vera biezel.
I do not wish to detract from your valid proposals, but should also consider Good Friday.
Li jiddikjara lilu nnifsu l-uniku kandidat eligibbli ghal-elezzjoni fil-hames distrett ma’ kienx il-boghod, ghax b’xi mod jew b’iehor jew b’xorti tajba kien kwazi eliminat kullhadd minn madwaru . Tatu fernezija meta ra lil Hermann Schiavone jaghmel comeback qawwi u tghidx kemm ghoxa ghax Delia waqaf milli jaghmel il-home visits.
Issa tilef il-qaleb u l-gbejna.
Missu jbiddel il-funtana ta’ bieb il-Belt ukoll. Hekk jew hekk, xorta se tinbidel.
Jistghu ipoggu lil ommu, missieru u l-mahbuba / gharusa / partner / kumpanja / habiba minflok it-tlett figuri li hemm bhalissa, u jpoggi statwa tieghu innifsu fuq il-platt bhala s-salvatur tad-demokrazija f’Malta.
Fin-North Korea ghadu kif miet dittatur li iddakjara lilu innifsu bhala alla, u Malta ghandna imperatur gdid. Tghid ALex Sciberras Trigona u Reno Calleja ghamlu xi haga bl-ispirtu ta’ Kim il Sung?
Mhux ha tinbidel il-funtana. Aggornat int.
For God’s sake don’t give him any more ideas.
Hmmmm , u min ha jkun li Speaker f’dan li stat ta’ Oligarkija Debonesca?
Il-GF?
No chance. She can’t get a word in edgeways.
oligarkija – il-prefiss oligo jfisser “ftit” – jigifieri jekk Franco Debono se jkun President, Kap tal-Oposizzjoni u Prim Ministru mhux se tkun oligarkija … cicco, kif jghidu, ZGIDJAJT
Apparti kollox, nahseb li issa kulhadd fehem il-punt li Franco Debono ghandu certi diffikultajiet biex jifhem ir-realta ‘il barra minn mohhu.
Nahseb li jkun xieraq li issa jithalla wahdu u forsi jkun hemm xi hadd li jafda halli jfiehmu bil-pacenzja u genwinament ghalfejn l-imgieba tieghu mhux denja ta’ ragel ta’ 37 sena.
His Form IIc report will replace the Magna Carta.