The real ‘xibka tal-hazen’ is grinding into action

Published: January 18, 2012 at 9:13pm

No, this is not a fancy dress outfit - those are Manuel Mallia's real clothes and spectacles

That perverted, fat, greasy and ugly sleaze, Manuel Mallia, who produced twins in his 60s with a woman four decades his junior who came from the former Soviet bloc in search of a meal ticket (she must have been really desperate, miskina), has abused of his role as Sandro Chetcuti’s defence lawyer to stand up in court and work out his political grudge against me.

Vince Farrugia ‘used Daphne Caruana Galizia’, he said, to ‘spread venom’ against his client, who stood accused of the attempted murder of Farrugia, with charges now downgraded to GBH, after he assaulted him and beat him in his GRTU office.

I won’t say ‘allegedly assaulted and beat him’ because there are witnesses – people who work in the same office and who burst in when they heard Farrugia shouting for help, only to find Farrugia prone on the floor with Chetcuti hitting and beating him.

Just go to hell and stay there, will you, Mallia? Boy, do you belong in Joseph’s skip. My, what a sleaze. And as big a jerk as your client Chetcuti, who insisted on approaching me several times in public to ‘chat’ until I had to tell him in no uncertain terms that I did not wish to speak to him and even less to be seen with him.

Imagine that – you beat somebody up in his office, you’re arrested and held on remand, charged with attempted murder and then GBH, released on bail, then carry on socialising qisu ma gara xejn, with your coffees at Cordina and your business meetings with people who want to make a buck or two off your creepy back.

Unbelievable. What a country.

And the worst of it is that THESE ARE THE PRIME MOVERS AND SHAKERS IN THE LABOUR PARTY’S BUSINESS FORUM. Manuel Mallia the Sleazeball is the deputy chief, working beneath – so help us God – that Marlene Mizzi who uses her husband the magistrate’s taxpayer-funded chauffeur-driven limo to deliver her packages of Early Learning Centre toys to her clients.

And Sandro Chetcuti, before he was arrested for attempted murder/GBH/whatever, was hard at work organising ‘business suppers’ for that prat in a blue tie, Muscat – billi jifhem hafna fil-business, miskin.

Sandro Chetcuti is a man who went from photography lab assistant to gadzillionaire property mogul, via a stint on a couple of television soap operas, through a series of – ahem – ‘clever’ deals. He is a vulgar, loud and shouty showboat, who threw a massive ham-fest at the Garden of Eden in the ‘sawt’ to celebrate his ‘birrrrdddejjjj’ last year. He can do what the ruddy hell he likes, but the point is that Future Prime Minister Muscat shouldn’t have been there to help celebrate the birthday of a man undergoing prosecution for attempted murder/GBH on a union leader.

Skip? What skip? They’re a whole damned junkyard.

Now Super One and its satellite scum, Malta Today, are running the story that I was in league with Vince Farrugia to spread ‘velenu’ about poor little Sandro Chetcuti, the hot-shot property developer who lent his red Ferrari (spare us) to ‘Faddeerrrrr Gorrrrdinnnnn’ for that crass Super One sketch in which the buck-toothed faux priest, who keeps his hat on indoors (so Labour) goes to visit Joseph Muscat in his Mile End office, and sets out on his mission to get more votes for Labour.

Here is poor, starving Sandro Chetcuti’s working-class Labour car. Pervert Mallia, with his Kartanzjan, his mail-order bride (that’s a metaphor, Mr Sleaze) and his infant twins (kemm hu virili, Alla jbierek, bhal Joseph daqs nofsu) is dressed to match (see pic up above, with the Queen of Plastic Toys).

And here’s Fadderrrrr Gorrrrddinnnn, visiting Joseph in his skip.

Oh, I should have mentioned that after producing his twins, Manuel Mallia joined LGBT Labour. I do wish he’d make up his mind. He said he did it to show support, but that’s not what that photograph up above tells me.

Funny how when you put these things down in writing you realise just how creepy they are in real life, that we have begun to take super-creepiness and weird liaisons totally for granted as the norm.

So I’m letting Sleazeball Mallia and his Labour satellites know – and that includes Malta Today – by means of this piece that I’ll be taking the witness stand at the next court hearing to tell him exactly what I think of him and his deliberate lies about me, lies devised for political reasons and political stories on Super One and Malta Today.

And if he wants to know what that experience is like, he should give that other jerk Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando, who now has no interest in seeing the re-election of the Nationalist Party because his second-wife-to-be is working and campaigning for Labour, a call to find out. If he had any balls, it would shrivel them up.

Oh sorry, he must have balls, because he produced twins at 60.

But meanwhile, I’ll give this sleaze the bald explanation. Vince Farrugia was savagely assaulted by Sandro Chetcuti, who went to his office for a meeting. I heard it on the news. I tried to ring Farrugia to find out what happened – not as a friend, because all my regular readers know that I have spent the last 18 years or so in spectacular public disagreement with him over many matters, but to report the facts for this website.

I realised I no longer had his number. I rang another GRTU official, Mario Debono, to ask whether he would give it to me and whether Farrugia was in a position to talk. Debono said he would ring Farrugia and see whether it was OK to give me his number, and whether he felt like speaking to me. He rang back to say that it was all right to ring and this is the number.

I rang Vince Farrugia and he was completely taken aback that I did so, and that I was genuinely shocked at what happened, because of all our heated disputes until then, and the way I’d written about him. “Please don’t tell me you think I’d actually be pleased you were beaten up,” I said. “What do you think I am?” I asked him for the exact details of what happened, because I didn’t wish to rely on the first reports that were coming up. I asked him whether he wished to go on the record, because I wanted to report the facts for this website, but if he didn’t want to go on the record, that was okay. He wanted to go on the record. So I wrote the story.

That’s what journalists DO, Mr Sleaze Mallia. It’s not a conspiracy. It’s a job. I would say it’s even a professional requirement, wouldn’t you?

It’s also very important to go straight to the source. For example, Malta Today’s anti-gOnziPn agents are currently tying themselves up in knots, trying to find out whether I have had diabolically secret coven meetings with Very Important Persons In The Government. And all without ringing me to ask. Because, you know, they’re scared to phone me. I might bite their shrunken Lord-of-the-Rings-reading balls off.

So instead, they’re taking the sad, pathetic and time-consuming route of asking around and emailing different people. And the different people ring me and ask, hey, did I have a meeting with you on such and such a day that I don’t remember and which isn’t recorded in my diary?

And I reply, no, of course not, I would remember, but let me check. Ah yes, on Friday the Thirteenth I was actually at home all day and left the premises only to meet my advertising manager who had just returned from an overseas trip. Why do you ask?

So read it here, Matthew Vella: I HAVE NOT HAD ANY MEETINGS WITH PERSONS OF ANY INTEREST TO YOU AND I AM MOST UNLIKELY TO DO SO, BUT IF AND WHEN I DO, I’LL SEND YOU AN INVITATION SO THAT YOU CAN COME ALONG AND WATCH.

Malta Today – lining Joseph’s skip.

Sandro Chetcuti of Labour's business forum, friend and client of Manuel Mallia, and new hero of those scum at Malta Today

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35 Comments Comment

  1. AA says:

    Watching TX at the moment and our friend, the drooling Toni is referring to you as ‘is-sinjura” What is it with these people? Why don’t they have the guts to mention you by name?

    Beats me.

    [Daphne – Quite frankly, I’m beginning to think that the root cause of their problem with my name is that they can’t pronounce it. Caruana they can manage. Galizia is a little more difficult and comes out as Gah-leets-ya. But the flat English A in Daphne defeats them completely: Duffni, Deffni, Doffni, Dah-fni, Difni. And then they know I’ll laugh at them, so they’d rather not.]

    • Pepe` says:

      It must be his difficulty with pronouncing Spanish names. Some weeks back on the radio, he kept on referring to Joaquin Almunia as Hakim Malunya.

      [Daphne – Galizia is Italian, not Spanish.]

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      AA, did he lick his lips while saying it? That would give us a clue about his real feelings for Daphne.

      • AA+ says:

        Baxxter, he looked as if he was winking. But it was not clear if that is the way he normally looks.

      • Life of Brian says:

        He has a nervous twitch.

        Like the shadow minister for justice. Or is Herrera shadowing the interior ministry?

  2. dave says:

    A couple of months ago I was on the same flight as Sandro Chetcuti. He was with, apart from his family, Michael Falzon. They were going on about how it would be better for him if Labour was in government, to make more money and to get more permits. I do not know him personally, but he came across as loud and arrogant.

    • Life of Brian says:

      Elect Labour to make more money and get more permits? I thought their lot were trouble by the xibka tal-hazen and korruzzjoni lampanti.

      • Jozef says:

        When Lawrence Gonzi took Mepa under his remit, he proceeded to give the authority the necessary instruments and a change in mentality. He introduced a rigorous approach to planning and design.

        Gone are the days when one would ignore regulations, carry on with illegal development to then apply for sanctioning. The sanctioning process, a corrective measure, had become the norm.

        What people like Sandro want is to reverse the culture change requested by the whole country in 2008. Labour have taken on board a number of these so called developers who now expect to have their interests sated.

        They were, are, the ones who grumble to Lawrence Gonzi’s ‘arrogance’. No wonder Labour keeps its cards close to its chest, calling it conflict of interest isn’t even close to the possible collusion being planned.

        Why political observers, NGO’s, even AD itself, haven’t sounded the alarm, is beyond me.

      • H.P. Baxxter says:

        People like Sandro are always honking about having been at Tal-Barrani. That’s PN’s Achilles’ heel. The Tal-Barrani generation who think they’re entitled to special favours. PN may have brought prosperity and justice, but the old patronage mentality lives on.

    • Ghoxrin Punt says:

      ah, and you’ve never had the pleasure of seeing Sandro being obnoxious, in his Saturday night best, a shiny dark red velvet suit, with matching Ferrari.

  3. The Phoenix says:

    Miriam is in partnership in a company called Peppermint with a man called Tony Debono, ex Telemalta boycott breaker and recent new convert to the PN. They do know how to keep their options open in te demi-monde, don’t they. http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20101209/local/anthony-de-bono-appointed-ambassador-to-jordan.340126

    As regards the programme, it was obvious that they tried to bait Marthese, but she is a smart cookie, although she could have done better. Toni comes across as the cynical person he usually is.

    The Pavlovian response is now in full swing. They are lathering at the mouth at the prospect of all that power, tenders, and ‘lifestyles’.

    Se jiffangaw, kif jghid il-Malti. The country does not matter.

  4. Ooooops says:

    Is it a specific requirement for those within the Labour party to be intellectually challenged and unable to pronounce words properly?

  5. John Schembri says:

    Yesterday Mallia was debating with Musumeci on TV.

  6. Joe Micallef says:

    Yesterday Emmanuel Mallia was with Musumeci on Smash.

    He unequivocally came across as butt-licking Joseph only as a stepping-stone to some ambition. Musumeci was also careful of keeping his options open, showering flattering words on Gonzi.

  7. Jozef says:

    ‘Future Prime Minister Muscat shouldn’t have been there to help celebrate the birthday of a man undergoing prosecution for attempted murder/GBH on a union leader.’

    If this isn’t Bunga Bunga, what is it?

  8. in having children mallia did better than you.he had 2 u hav only 1.who close friend tells that he is a rubbish skip like the 1 u just mentioned.nothing to b surprised about as u his mum is a maghtab dumb.by d way why only i child arf you mielah or is that your husband mielah.y dont u replace him with yur frnd abc

    [Daphne – I have three, and what’s more, I had them at the appropriate age. Get your facts straight before you comment. And learn how to spell.]

  9. beppe says:

    Daphne, did you know that Sandro Chetcuti in his teens was a fervent, fanatical and staunch Nationalist going around in a Lm150 blue Mini Minor and later with a red Lm 225 Fiat Ritmo.

    Maybe you can investigate further on how he got there.

    [Daphne – Why would a fervent and staunch Nationalist go swimming at Delimara with Mintoff?]

    • No Problem says:

      Forsi ghax opportunist u gakbin? Ried jiekol minn zewgt ihluq?

      Nies bhal dawn ma tistax tafdhom.

    • Chris Borg says:

      Its true we remember Sandro Chetcuti with the Mini Minor an Fiat Ritmo. Sandro was always the type of person who worked hard and achieved results. Besides Sandro knew Dom Mintoff in the times when the same Mintoff was opposing Dr Sant. Sandro has always supported the PN but unfortunately our party hasnt seen the potential that this person has.

      [Daphne – You mean, the PN did, just as it did with others but sadly not with Franco Debono.]

  10. Izzie says:

    Effie Carbonaro is an offensive and disgusting person.

  11. MMuscat says:

    You have quite a collection of Dom Mintoff’s photos through the ages surrounded with men in their swimming-shorts. Was Dom after the lads or the lads after Dom?

  12. j says:

    I was a fanatic for politics in the past. Today, I use my common sense. I work outside Malta and look forward to reading your blog to find out what is happening. I have never seen anything like you do. Your writing is genius, facts and the truth.

  13. Dimartedi says:

    The wanders of using Google.

    A comment by effie carbonaro on another site:

    “marianne if there is a revolution in venezueala and you want to be saved dont hesitate call on 0035699250185 and i will came to …”

    http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/marianne-puglia-picture-10454275.htm

  14. Kliem Is-Sewwa says:

    “konverzuri”…

    Is this the type of Maltese our dear future Prime Minister will use during the European summits?

  15. Riya says:

    If this isn’t Bunga Bunga, what is it?

    Bunga Bunga qalilna dak il-bravu Alex Sceberras Trigona li kien Ministru tal-Affarijit Barranin fis-snin tad-deheb.

    Ahjar jghidilna bil-Bunga Bunga li kellu gewwa l-istess ufficcju tieghu meta kien ministru. Ghidlu jistaqsi lil Vince Camilleri li imbaghad ghamlu Ambaxxatur ghal Ruma, u fiz-zmien Alfred Sant regghu ghamluh ambaxxatur ghal Franza.

    Dawk nies li kellhom ufficju tal-Bunga Bunga, mela mela Dr. Gonzi ja qatta hamalli. Vera ma tisthux.

  16. Frans says:

    Italy has a Bocconi professor as a prime minister and Malta is about to get an ex-Super One journalist. So help us God.

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