Hey everyone, Super One’s Brandon Pisani is desperately trying to leave Jason
Left click on this image to see just how hard Brandon Pisani is trying to leave Jason Micallef’s Super One newsroom. He’s got an EU work permit, he points out.
‘Mnalla kien ghall-vot ta’ Defni u l-isforzi tal-oligarkija, mela, eh, Brent? Kemm int laki li l-isforzi tieghek u ta’ Joseph marru zmerc.
So why does Brandon want to leave? Aren’t they paying him?
Has Jason chased him round the boardroom table or asked him to sit on his lap?
Has cameraman Byon Zammit flashed him? Not that you’d notice. You’d have to be knee-high to a grasshopper to get an eyeful.
Has news reporter Quinton Scerri used his mug?
Has propaganda queen Charlon Gouder moved his cheese?
Has he let drop the bombshell that he’s not AC/DC?
Or is it because Jason nicked his eyebrow Vaseline and used it for….other purposes?
One thing’s for sure. It’s not because he’s got the wrong name: Jason, Byon, Quinton, Charlon, Brandon.
Najs.
Let us know when CNN call, Brandon. We’ll be rooting for you.
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If I were in Brandon’s position, I would remove all references to it-Torca, l-Orizzont and Super One from my CV.
And what position would that bè?
Quite!
Ma tarax. They’re all in Maltese so prospective employers won’t be able to read them and judge accordingly.
Maltastar, which they would be able to read, isn’t mentioned I notice. Possibbli qatt ma kitbilhom xejn?
Super One’s title song should be ABBA’s Dancing Queen – because of its chairman, I hasten to add.
If the stories I’ve heard are reliable, it’s mostly pay-related. So much for being a workers’ party.
These AC/DC, as you call them, are creeping all over the place they are all coming out of the holes where they were hiding. Good for us – it seem that we are starting to export them.
I like what you call them AC/DC but I still prefer P…. even knowing that you always censor me.
[Daphne – I don’t censor you, Silvio. I just delete that word and change it to a more civilised one. I’m perfectly content to have your opinion on the subject, because I’m sure it has curiosity value as a sort of historic artefact to people who are a generation my junior. I, on the other hand, am old enough to remember the days when almost everyone spoke that way with the result that all but the most self-confident and flamboyant homosexuals had a hideous time and even got married, creating a hideous time, in turn, for others.
AC/DC doesn’t mean homosexual. It means double-doored, or to be more specific, bisexual. Brandon Pisani, I believe, is neither of those.]
Or even worse, joined the priesthood.
Great idea that, Brandon.
Everyone knows that Sky News, The Daily Mail and the BBC check out 8am.com.mt for their new recruits.