The head of Labour’s Business Forum and former Sea Malta chairman is selling a “Cat siut: sexy and glamarous”
Marlene Cacciattolo Mizzi has taken a break from telling us that we live in a frightening dictatorship full of starving people, to spend a bit of Sunday downtime promoting her Rabat dress shop.
(I forgot to tell you that she has one of those; it’s opposite her toy shop in St Paul’s Street.)
Apparently, her current collection is in the inevitable Hamrun colours: red and black. If she has them in a size big enough for a ragel mgissem like Luciano, he might consider wasting some more petlor and popping along after dropping his ‘kitts’ off at Chiswick, to buy one for a fun evening at his house, Il Sogno.
And to prove that I have not invented the title, and that it is a real caption which Marlene Cacciattolo Mizzi wrote for one of the outfits she’s hawking, I attach a screen-shot of her Facebook wall, below.
CAT SIUT: SEXY AND GLAMAROUS
This woman was chairman of Sea Malta for donkey’s years, she claims to be reading for a doctorate, she heads up Labour’s business forum, and she sells herself as a captain of industry on the basis of owning two toy shops and a dress shop.
And she says ‘syoot’.
And she writes:
CAT SIUT: SEXY AND GLAMAROUS
Marelli, x’racanc ta’ partit.
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Does that sexy red and black combination go with the colour of the curtains and carpet of the board room of the Chamber of Commerce? And does it match Noel Arrigo’s Get Out of Jail Free card?
My first take on the caption was cat SLUT, which somehow looked appropriate. But then I read that she also offers an outfit for a “sepcial” event. Mur afda tiddraftja xi kuntratt din.
Marlene even has “ununusaul” cocktail outfits for sale. One for Franco Debono’s cock, maybe? The colour certainly is rooster red.
Niftakar li Marlene kienet liebsa xi haga hekk meta varat l-vapur li kienet xtrat is-Sea Malta. Kienet ‘strepless’ ukoll, imma fuq l-ikhal car.
Tghidx kemm dehret “sepcial” liebsa hekk fuq il-podium tindirizza lil-kbarat, inkluz Id-dittatur Gonzi, li baqa jissoportiha hemm tkewwes wara li kien poggija hemm Alfred Sant.
Some women age with grace and dignity. Ms Mizzi is not one of them.
God, what naff taste.
Oh, Marlene Cacciattolo Mizzi is selling sexy glamarous cat siuts suitable for that unsusual sepcial morning occassion (double SS).
She must have Silvio Parnis’s coffee mornings in mind.
I can spot at least one spelling mistake in each screenshot.
This is the same woman who once decided to argue with me, a 23-year-old, on Facebook, and once she realised that I wasn’t going to let up on the rubbish she wrote, she went ahead and ‘blocked’ me from having further communication with her.
Because that’s the example by which these people lead. If they can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, they kick you out.
My first recollection of Marlene Mizzi is a fashion interview in some Sunday magazine. She was posing in a backless Armani suit. The combination was quite horrendous, which is probably why I remember it so clearly.
That doesn’t even look like a catsuit. Isn’t it supposed to be tight-fitting?
[Daphne – It’s a cat suit for old ladies, not the Barbarella variety.]
Oh my gawd
“Sexy & glamorous”. “Unusual & stylish” and “unusual cocktail outfits for the woman who is not afraid to stand out “?
Tghidli xejn – they are bloody hideous.
I wouldn’t want to be seen dead in any one of them.
Imbaghad tridha ta’ xi Stacey Keibler.
Luciano and Marlene should watch this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PY3ofHq7YHg
They would probably ask Jason tal-One to create something similar for Malta. Il-veru bone heads.
Why is she selling her clothes?
Economists call it opportunity cost. It was either keeping her clothes or buy veg for minestra.
Ghax Gonzi qatilha bil-guh, miskina.
if you scroll further you will also find that she writes “solice” instead of “solace”. They may be slips of the pen though. The dresses are terrible – thought she had more taste.
Sexy and glamarous. Seeing your partner wearing one of those dresses would put you off sex for life. Bil-garanzia.
Very glamarous, unsusual, sepcial, unusaul, siuts and dresses, very sutable for her illiterate clientele no doubt.
Reading for a doctorate?
Moron.
L-ewwel ritratt juri it-tip ta’ hamallagni li jilbsu ic-criecer nisa tal- housing estate u tal-Marsa li jmorru jiskru u jivvumtaw mal-banda tat-Tamal fil-marc ta’ filghodu waqt il-Festa Ta’ San Gejtanu.
In all fairness she did not post them herself as clearly shown in the above pictures … “shared selection ….. photo”. That means that the description was posted by whoever runs the “Selection Boutique Malta” page on facebook. If she manages that page then it would be a different story, but by the looks of it its some salerep working for her.
Well, I hope that the price tags on these hideous hamalli dresses reflect the starving masses’ pockets.
As far as I know the clothes shop in Rabat does not belong to Marlene but to her relatives.
[Daphne – It belongs to Marlene. Her mother looks after it.]
X’hamallagni ta’ hwejjeg. Who wears this trash?
“Women who are not afraid to stand out”…..be laughed at.
oh from one studying for a Phd
PIC1 siut — suit
occassions — occasions
PIC2 unsusual — unusual
sutable — suitable
PIC3 sepcial — special
PIC4 unusaul — unusual
One of the dresses has a crumb catcher which makes ones boobs look massive.