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Tghidilhomx minn fejn gibna l-ilma ghall-kafe’.
“Issa jekk isemmulek il-funtana ta’ San Gorg, ifisser li jaqraw il-blokk ta’ Deffni.”
“Ara ma nkunx naf li int li qed tqabbad lin-nannies tieghek jisirqu l-ilma mill-funtani, ghax b’rasek idur.”
Tkomplix tisraq l-ilma, Manwel.
“Naughty boy int, Manuel, thalli dik l-iskjava tieghek tisraq l-ilma minn go funtana. Don’t do it again ghax qed twaqqa l-partit ghan-nejk.”
“You naughty little man, you.”
“Ili nghidlek. Kemm ilek iggib dak l-ilma tal-bidet mill-funtana ta’ San Gorg, meta nixghel ir-radio fuq X-FM, l-ilma jibda jizfen wahdu.”
“Manwel, ħafna chlorine mhux tajjeb għal saħħtek”.
“Shh! Don’t blow my cover. I’m Franco in drag.”
“Did you say you wanted my vote? In*abbab.”
“Issa nkellimlek wahda lil George Pullicino u jaghmillek funtana f’Hastings stess.”
“Smajt li dalqwat timlijha l-jacuzzi.”
“Ara ma tpaxxihomx lil dawk il-pcielaq. Kompli ggibu ffiltrat u b’xejn kif qghedt taghmel ghax darba jitla Joseph kollox jispicca u addio funtana.”
“Ara ma tergax taqbadli l-patata ghax b’rasek idur.”
“Mela mhux ahjar ma nifthux kotba, Manwel?”
“I know what you’re doing this summer…”
“That’s one chin too many.”
“Bassejt Manwel? Ara ma tergax taghmila.”
“Don’t pick your nose, Manuel, or your head will cave in.”
“Le, Manwel, mhux in-nisa kollha ghal bejgh. Ghalhekk kellek tmur xopping ir-Rumanija.”
“Darb ohra daqqa ta’harta u mhux twissija. Jien minhiex xi wahda ddisprata mir-Rumanija.”
“Dak l-ilma ghal HuJDalliBA biex jaghmlu whisky?”
“Qis li ggibli discount minghand Botox Jeff.”
“If you poke me again, I’ll show you were you should get your water from.”
Fl-ahhar sibt kappell jigini.
“U jekk nerghu ma nitilghux l-erbgha xaghriet li baqalek innittifhomlok ukoll.”
“Mhux ahjar taghmel bhal ma ghamlet dik ic-carlatana tal-Exotique?”
“In some places it is actually customary to throw coins into the fountains, not steal the water.”
“Touch my bottom again, and I’ll boil you up in some of that fountain-water and feed you to the pigeons.”
“You need more fibre in your diet.”
“Tirrispondihomx għax jindunaw li mindu tlaqt minn ma’ Ġiannella waqajt għal sormok u l-anqas m’għandek biex tħallas il-kont tal-ilma.”
Tghidlix li int wiehed minn dawk il-35,000 familja li jiehdu s-sussidju fuq il-kont tad-dawl u l-ilma? Imissek tisthi.
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Tghidilhomx minn fejn gibna l-ilma ghall-kafe’.
“Issa jekk isemmulek il-funtana ta’ San Gorg, ifisser li jaqraw il-blokk ta’ Deffni.”
“Ara ma nkunx naf li int li qed tqabbad lin-nannies tieghek jisirqu l-ilma mill-funtani, ghax b’rasek idur.”
Tkomplix tisraq l-ilma, Manwel.
“Naughty boy int, Manuel, thalli dik l-iskjava tieghek tisraq l-ilma minn go funtana. Don’t do it again ghax qed twaqqa l-partit ghan-nejk.”
“You naughty little man, you.”
“Ili nghidlek. Kemm ilek iggib dak l-ilma tal-bidet mill-funtana ta’ San Gorg, meta nixghel ir-radio fuq X-FM, l-ilma jibda jizfen wahdu.”
“Manwel, ħafna chlorine mhux tajjeb għal saħħtek”.
“Shh! Don’t blow my cover. I’m Franco in drag.”
“Did you say you wanted my vote? In*abbab.”
“Issa nkellimlek wahda lil George Pullicino u jaghmillek funtana f’Hastings stess.”
“Smajt li dalqwat timlijha l-jacuzzi.”
“Ara ma tpaxxihomx lil dawk il-pcielaq. Kompli ggibu ffiltrat u b’xejn kif qghedt taghmel ghax darba jitla Joseph kollox jispicca u addio funtana.”
“Ara ma tergax taqbadli l-patata ghax b’rasek idur.”
“Mela mhux ahjar ma nifthux kotba, Manwel?”
“I know what you’re doing this summer…”
“That’s one chin too many.”
“Bassejt Manwel? Ara ma tergax taghmila.”
“Don’t pick your nose, Manuel, or your head will cave in.”
“Le, Manwel, mhux in-nisa kollha ghal bejgh. Ghalhekk kellek tmur xopping ir-Rumanija.”
“Darb ohra daqqa ta’harta u mhux twissija. Jien minhiex xi wahda ddisprata mir-Rumanija.”
“Dak l-ilma ghal HuJDalliBA biex jaghmlu whisky?”
“Qis li ggibli discount minghand Botox Jeff.”
“If you poke me again, I’ll show you were you should get your water from.”
Fl-ahhar sibt kappell jigini.
“U jekk nerghu ma nitilghux l-erbgha xaghriet li baqalek innittifhomlok ukoll.”
“Mhux ahjar taghmel bhal ma ghamlet dik ic-carlatana tal-Exotique?”
“In some places it is actually customary to throw coins into the fountains, not steal the water.”
“Touch my bottom again, and I’ll boil you up in some of that fountain-water and feed you to the pigeons.”
“You need more fibre in your diet.”
“Tirrispondihomx għax jindunaw li mindu tlaqt minn ma’ Ġiannella waqajt għal sormok u l-anqas m’għandek biex tħallas il-kont tal-ilma.”
Tghidlix li int wiehed minn dawk il-35,000 familja li jiehdu s-sussidju fuq il-kont tad-dawl u l-ilma? Imissek tisthi.