How to start your day on a positive note

Published: August 19, 2012 at 3:25pm

1. Open a new file on your computer.

2. Name it “Joseph Muscat”.

3. Click ‘delete’.

4. Your computer will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to move this file to the recycle bin?’ Firmly click ‘Yes’.

5. Now go to your recycle bin.

6. Empty it. Your computer will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to permanently delete this item?’ Click ‘Yes’.

7. Do you feel better already? Good. Tomorrow we’ll do Anglu Farrugia.

Now go to the beach-bar and get yourself a large gin and tonic.




4 Comments Comment

  1. rjc says:

    Love it! Just had to try it.

  2. Desmond Tanti says:

    Frankly you don’t open a new file… you open a new folder.

    Now go to the cliffs and give yourself a big jump.

  3. sha says:

    1. Open a new file on your computer.

    2. Name it “daphne caruana galizia

    3. Click ‘delete’.

    4. Your computer will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to move this file to the recycle bin?’ Firmly click ‘Yes’.

    5. Now go to your recycle bin.

    6. Empty it. Your computer will ask you, ‘Are you sure you want to permanently delete this item?’ Click ‘Yes’.

    7. Do you feel better already? Good. Tomorrow we’ll do laurence gonzi

    Now go to the beach-bar and get yourself a large gin and tonic

    what are you ? oh i know.. a peice of shit ..

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