Magna Come Louder: a new piece of erotica for Mrs Muscat to read on a plane
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August 10, 2012 at 1:39am
X’faqar ta’ rgiel, jahasra. Wiehed jiftahar bir-rizultati tal-Form II. L-iehor jiftahar bil-magna cum laude…
Ha nghidlek, I’m not surprised Fifty Shades of Grey has been a major sell-out with women if this is the kind of man that real life throws up. Can you imagine Mr Grey boasting about his grades while doing the necessary?
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Think I got the gist of his blurb, Daphne. Pathetic. However, I did enjoy your point, ‘the kind of man that real life throws up’. I’m sure that many throw up when viewing his image on your blog link.
Mr. Earl Grey has been pretty quiet of late.
He must be saving it all up for his honeymoon.
Oh so that is where he learned how to pick up 16-year-old boys from their homes in the middle of the night, lock them up in a dirty cell, keep them for 36 hours and then interrogate them for five minutes because he suspected them of not liking the Labour government. Magna cum laude, my ass.
This is the link to the full interview… http://andrewazzopardi.org/2012/08/06/hon-dr-anglu-farrugia-mp-deputat-mexxej-pl-f-intervista-ma-andrew-azzopardi-fis-serje-time-to-answer/
You missed asking him why he arrested people illegally and now presents himself as a champion of democracy.
You missed asking him about how his party will reduce the water and electricity tariffs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8iD2hKhoSY&feature=plcp
Andrew, you need to improve if you’re doing interviews. I mean come on, ask the man decent questions about the present, past and history of his political career.
Case in point. It’s not letters after your name nor academic achievements that make you a man but character and deeds and your daily behaviour towards others. Alas, dott your past is clear evidence of how true the above is.
Kemm int bravu Anglu hej – pero insejt tghidilna fejn studjajt kif in-nies talaqhom go lockers fid depot. Ukoll insejt issemmi kif irnexielek tohrog mil-korp fuq skuza ta’ anzjeta.
Issa jonqos li minn deputy leader tilhaq leader, u gibha kif trid.
Issa glieda bejn Joseph u Jason u jgawdi Anglu.
Gabha tajjeb istra….
Is he friends with Francock?
On the record, gabha mill-Empire Station il-magna, cara daqs il- kristall din, on the record.
Biex irridu nabbu.
Correction ‘nghabbu’
And “magna cum” could be translated to maltese to mean “li** kbir”.
These supposedly grown men are so annoying when they boast of their academic achievements.
It’s like they’re so surprised at themselves that they actually managed to obtain some kind of academic qualification that they cannot stop slapping it in everybody’s face.
There’s Franco Debono and his Form IIC report and “high achiever” past.
There’s Inspector Gadget and his magna cum laude and all his “discorsi mqanqlin”.
Have you ever listened to Joe Mifsud during TVAM? He never misses an occasion to ram the fact that he qualified as a lawyer down all the viewers’ throats. “Tinsewx li jien avukat ta’!”
How bloody pathetic!
Of course anything is an upgrade from a super one hack and bears highlighting I suppose.
They say that the law course at the UoM is one of the easiest to get through.
I don’t know if that’s the case, but if these dimwits managed with magna cum laude, frankly I think my pet budgie could get through the course with very minor problems.
Veru stilla ta’ filghodu.
Tajjeb hux, Ang, l-EFA-PN halleslek l-istudju ghal-avukat waqt li kont fil-Korp tal-Pulizija u, malli lhaqt tajthom il-bye-bye u tlaqt ghal-rasek.
U, b’dana kollu, xorta wahda baqa’ ma tghallem xejn.
Kif huwa stess wera, u on-the-rekort din, lanqas jaf id-differenza bejn skyscraper u stazzjon tal-ferrovia t-tnejn binjiet mgharufa sewwa gewwa New York, liema post incidentalment biex ma jmurx jitfixkel izjed Anglu ma ghandhu x’jaqsam xejn ma “Wakefield” Yorkshire.
He definitely lacks the grey matter. So the only connection I can see with Mr. Grey is if he turns up with a pair of police handcuffs.
I can just try to imagine his pronunciation. On second thoughts, I’d rather not.
May I highlight a very important point which characterises Anglu Bellu.
He joined the police force with the aim of becoming Police Commissioner, as the post was in fact occupied by a law graduate. That’s why he became a lawyer. VIVA il-LABOUR. When this was out of reach, he switched careers, and I bet my ass that he entered politics to become party leader.
In fact, when Sant announced his resignation in 2003, Farrugia announced his candidature for the leadership. He is still is, waiting for the right moment to pounce, just like a wolf. Like Joseph before him, he stands a far better chance of becoming leader if Labour loses the general election.
Baħnan, għamillek żewġ mistoqsijiet u ma weġibtux waħda. Kont tekniku wisq did-darba.
Why does labour have such a reserve of dickheads?
Ghax id-dickheads ghandhom bzonn biex jarmaw. Ghal bqija, m’ghandhom xejn.