Worrying headline of the day
Interested in having a little Inspector Gadget?
The Times, yesterday:
NO PL STAND ON IVF BILL BUT SPERM BANK POSSIBLE
A Partit Laburista sperm-bank, eh? What would that be like, I wonder.
I’m guessing the alpha male donors over at Mile End won’t be given Fifty Shades of Grey to read in the cubicles. That’s for the ladies, like Mrs Muscat and Mrs Zammit Lewis (and half the rest of the female population).
For Toni Abela: a hot rubber puppet.
For Joseph Muscat: a picture of the doorway to the Auberge de Castille with two tits attached.
For Anglu Farrugia: please, let’s not go there.
Jason Micallef? I’ll spare you the details.
Kurt Farrugia: best leave him out. Those are not the sort of height genes you should be passing on wilfully to unsuspecting buyers.
Cyrus Engerer: well, no problem there, given that he has plenty of photographs which should do the trick.
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Do you think Adrian Vassallo approved of Michelle’s inflight entertainment?
I think we should rather be cloning this lot – make sure we don’t lose any of their attributes through the mothers’ genes.
A comment under the story about Jason Micallef’s candidature on Maltatoday;
‘Whats wrong about Jason Micallef? Why all this hate? even within the PL. Jason is first a true PARTY man, his party comes first. he is humble and loved by his staff. He is successful at ONE. Full of energy, may that’s what makes his opponents hate him ,that is the word hate him. GONZIPN they don’t need to worry, they have a sack of unpopular Ministers and candidates. The reason for hating Jason is because he went all the ladder, he was close with Alfred Sant, he has a good tongue, he makes thing moving. Jason as a PL MP it will be a good asset and the labour supporters of Mosta and Naxxar should consider Jason as their preference, they will have a guarantee that their MP will raise their voice. Jason I wish I can give my first preference. and PL please shut up and work for a victory. ‘
Must be an experience.
“he was close with Alfred Sant, he has a good tongue, he makes thing moving”
Thanks for the laugh. Rough plot for ’50 shades of red’ perhaps?
J. Dalli BA will have a hand in this.
Interesting to know what Adrian Vassallo thinks about the sperm bank proposal? And what about Carmelo Abela?
Sperm, National, whatever – the Labour Party never could resist taking over a bank.
Please don’t forget to include Luciano and Silvio in this post.
Between them they have a whole array of fetishes ranging from char grilled sausages to mass Mintoff death scares.
I have quite a list in my head including diesel loaded gas cans, old ladies, Juve head shots and wet pills.