A liar, but not a very good one – and he has absolutely no control over his body language

Published: January 22, 2013 at 12:00am

Even if his facial expression/body language didn’t scream ‘I’m lying’, he contradicts himself in the space of a couple of minutes. He lies, but lacks the quick wit to keep track of those lies.

Purely as a side observation, doesn’t he look just like one of those talking fishes in a Disney cartoon, say a large cerna called Thomas or something? No, that was a tank engine.

Yes, he puts me in mind of one of those Disney fishes that get given a proper face of this precise sort.




23 Comments Comment

  1. edgar says:

    Dal-wicc ta’ Mussolini ihawwad daqs Kenwood.

  2. ken il malti says:

    Labour needs to oust this dork if it wants to be taken seriously.

    He is definitely not Prime Minister material.

  3. P Shaw says:

    Notice the upturned lip at 0.26” which is a sign of contempt and a clear indication of a lie.

  4. Aaron says:

    At least il-Guy has a good excuse because he’s a dinosaur bil-pedigree.

    But what excuse will Muscat use to justify his actions. Why not blame it on GonziPN for a change.

  5. Harry Purdie says:

    Yes, a star for the next Disney ‘fishy’ film. Pouty lips, wide nose, heavy jowls, thick neck, big belly, sloppy stature, low to the ground, roots around for garbage,

    Aha, Porky the Pigfish. The sharks that surround him will eat him up at the denouement.

  6. Edward says:

    I’m so glad I came across this. How similar is Muscat’s idea to the one described below. As far as I know a partnership between government and private investors is an illusion that rarely works out.

    http://www.timesofmalta.com/articles/view/20071023/letters/fuel-liberalisation-the-downside.1173

  7. MX says:

    Is it me or is he using gel to spike his hair?

  8. Linda Kveen says:

    Nemo, in Finding Nemo is an orange clownfish.

    Kind of apt, don’t you think?

  9. francesco says:

    I’m sorry but it’s the wrong fish.

    This is Dory. The fish which helped Nemo’s father in finding Nemo.

    It suffered from short term memory loss.

  10. Aunt Hetty says:

    He is a cross between il Duce and the Humpty Dumpty of the Puss -in -Boots animated film (2011)

  11. Gahan says:

    Dr Anglu Farrugia xahar ilu qal wahda tajba:

    ”TLIFT IL-FIDUCJA FIK”.

  12. Crockett says:

    That’s it, I’m off fish now.

  13. H.P. Baxxter says:

    It’s the typical reaction of someone who’s never been challenged.

    When confronted by anything other than gushing praise, he will either try to laugh it away, mirthlessly (like he does with Lou Bondi`) or put on an expression of scorn (like he does with this reporter).

    What a godawful softie. Whatever happened to manliness? He needs working on.

    [Daphne – That’s why women don’t fancy him, H. P. Men just won’t understand that physical appearance is just a minor part of what pushes women’s buttons, and if the other buttons are not pushed, then even good looks become irrelevant. Let alone when there are no good looks to start with. I really can’t get over his ‘botni’ figure and the way he walks like a port-loader up top (the arms and shoulders) and an incontinent old man down at the bottom (that short-legged shuffle). Sex on a stick he most definitely is not. But he thinks he is.]

    • H.P. Baxxter says:

      I noticed his jacket sleeves are always awfully tight around the upper arms. Biceps? Fat? Or just a pudgy man wearing slim fit?

      Anyway, this Joseph should spend five minutes with me at work.

      Bag of shite, idiot, mong, short-arsed dago, cunt, git, twat and arsehole are just some of the things I’ve been called by my bosses. And I fucking thank them for it. Because it’s damn good training.

      “This just won’t do, Baxxter,” means I have to pull my finger out or be fired.

      Joseph Muscat doesn’t impress me. He can stick his rich-kid smirk up his fat arse.

  14. Natalie says:

    It’s crazy Dory.

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