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“Madonna kemm twalt, Joey, mela qiehed tilbes takkuna?”
“Tibdiex int wkoll. Dak il mobile mixghul biex qieghed idoqq.”
“Mine’s smaller than yours.”
“Qed tirfisli fuq il-badge, Joseph.”
Li kelli t-tul ta’ Joseph!
Sad little coconut.
I think I just realised why he likes to take Kurt with him wherever he goes: he makes him look tall by comparison.
Calling him a midget or dwarf is just not politically correct. He is a person of restricted growth.
Vertically challenged.
JM: Dan ta hdejja daqshekk fih.
Kurt: Ghalija qed tghid prim?
“Dal-qasir qalli biex nghid: m’ghandi idea ta’ xejn.”
“Kemm int sabih! M’ghandekx bzonn mejkap ta!”
“Minn meta ghandu lil Ian, m’ghadux ihallini nehodlu ritratti :(“
“Allura, Dr. Muscat, how come in the election dahhalt lil Kurt jahdem mieghek, like?”
“Heqq, ghax kif rajtu daqshekk zghir, hennejt ghalih.”
“Ha hu daqxejn gel ghal xaghrek.”
“U ejja, ha nigi mieghek, pa.”
My plans for the next five years? Just read the PN … emm … PL manifesto. Louis will make sure we follow it to the letter
Bearing the Road Map Over Head.
“Ha noqod quddiem…….ha noqod quddiem.”
Kurt: “Joseph, nista mmur ghax ghandi bzonn pipi.”
“Ma nafx kif ser nibda nlahhaq mieghek prim ministru.”
“My bald pate is showing … you’re gonna pay for this, Kurt.”
Kurt really DOES look up to Muscat, doesn’t he – in every sense of the word.
Looking up to Joseph for five long years will surely f**k up his neck.
“Iva, veru. Dak iz-zopp ta’ Cameron warrabni, u dik ix-xiha meshet idejha wara li haddtilha b’idi.”
“Le le serrah rasek Joey, il-camera mhux nattijha, dak kien il ftehim taghna, mhux hekk.”
Kurt: God, I love him. Look at him… the stature, the fluctuating hair line…. I want his babies – of course I know it’s biologically impossible, but my God we could have fun trying.
A parody for Mr Burns and Mr Smithers.
Zewg mistoqsijiet prim: l-ewwel – jieqaw waqalek iktar xaghar minn meta ilhaqt prim? U t-tieni mistoqsija dan is-suppozitorju ta’ hdejk ha ggorru mieghek kullumkien?
…. and to my right i’d like to introduce Baldrick.
Here’s me and him again in this photo.
http://pharmagossip.blogspot.com/2009/04/merck-vioxx-baldrick-has-cunning-plan.html
I’m the one with the wig and makeup and he’s his usual scruffy self, this time to my left.
“tghid nibda naghmel il-make-up?”
“Joseph naqra dehydrated. Ghandu bzonn tikka coconut oil.”
“I think I love him.”
“Son of a Hobbit”
“I know he adores me but he’s not kneeling.”
“Of course they’re real people. They’re Oompa-Loompas…Imported direct from Loompaland..”
“Hdejn dan nidher qisni ggant. Il-problema issa kif nghatti l-basla.”
Prime Minister: “Only questions from The Times and Malta Today, guys.”
“…and no impromptu questions, as agreed, please”
“My precioussssss…”
“Bald patch? My friend on the right has never seen it.”
“… And no impromptu questions, as agreed, please”
Journalist: “And where the f*** is Snowhite?”
There are actually two captions:
If you focus on Kurt:
Ejja aqlahha joey…
If you focus on the guy behind:
Can’t be bothered with what he’s saying let me check my messages…
Kurt ,stop kneeling in the presence of your master
Journalists: “Prime Minister, Prime Minister what did David Cameron say to you?”
Prime Minister: ” Well I asked him if he knew who I was and he replied sure your the bloke Daphne is always taking the piss out of”
Ir-ragel fartas tan-nofs, ” ha nara daqsxejn kemm gew l-Inter sakemm Joseph joqghod ipacpac”
Is child labour legal in Malta?
“If only I didn’t land on my head when I fell out of that f***king tree.”
“I have no problem with Daphne taking a photo”.
“Shut up Kurt, you’re out of your depth.”
“Ara, Sur Peregin, kif kont qed nghejjjdlek, ‘we mean business.’ Ghalhekk htart ukoll lil Stefan Buontempo bhala Segretarrjju Parlamentari ghar-Ricerka u Innovazzjoni biex inkunu qeghdin inharsu lejn in-nanu technologies. Nispera li tirraputaha din.”
“It’s a handy place to hang ID tags and so forth… yes, we can supply them in regular jars about this size.”