On a less serious note

Published: June 5, 2013 at 10:27am

Owen Bonnici dressed up to match a balloon

Members of my international worldwide network of spies tell me that Owen Bonnici has just been seen in Valletta wearing a pair of spanking-new, highly polished black lace-ups.

Well done, Owen. You see, it pays to read this blog. Some good advice here.

It took the ghastly Franco Debono a long time to understand that those brown shoes had got to go, and that he shouldn’t be wearing them with a suit. Maybe they do things differently in Hal Ghaxaq, but finally, he understood.

Now, Owen, until you get rid of those moobs (man boobs), avoid wearing T-shirts. You’re way too young for that moobs-in-a-T-shirt look.




6 Comments Comment

  1. Rita Camilleri says:

    Did Manuel Mallia lend him his purple t-shirt, he is wearing an identical one in the photo of your previous post…

  2. Catherine says:

    I wonder if Mrs Michelle Muscat will stop with the wedding hair now.

    Step away from the hairspray, lady.

  3. ciccio says:

    Ralph Lauren should sue the Maltese politicians who wear its polo shirts in public. They are doing so much damage to the brand.

  4. C C says:

    Give some advice to Helena Dalli and her horrible make up especially the mascara.

    [Daphne – Make-up advice: 1. All Maltese women should wear much, much less, especially during the day. 2. Most men really hate make-up, but those who make and sell make-up will tell you the opposite. Don’t believe them. If a man likes you in full make-up, he’s almost certainly gay.]

  5. Qeghdin Sew says:

    “It took the ghastly Franco Debono a long time to understand that those brown shoes had got to go, and that he shouldn’t be wearing them with a suit.”

    Ah, that age-old debate.

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