Somebody’s been thinking laterally – the grisly prospect of breast-bombs
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August 17, 2013 at 11:21am
Heathrow is on high alert because of intelligence that indicates planned terrorist attacks using explosive gel concealed inside breast implants.
When you think about it, it was inevitable that terrorist R & D would go down this road.
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http://www.independent.com.mt/articles/2013-08-16/news/breast-implants-suicide-bomb-threat-heathrow-on-high-alert-2344419328/
Will Norman ‘Moobies’ Hamilton be a suspect?
Probably, given the size of his manboobs.
And wearing a burqa would surely not help.
Does that mean security personnel will be allowed to grope women’s breast, especially those who look like they have implants?
Next in line as terrorist supsects: botox administrators.
Obese and overweight men with boobs could prove to be a further challenge.
This is the usual stage-act in support of airport scanners… and the perpetual ‘war on terror’, of course. It happened just before these (Michael Chertoff’s) scanners were introduced in the US – remember the “underwear bomber”? It turns out there was a big story behind that tale, just when you weren’t looking.
Be warned, Kev. Your moobs will get you into trouble before you know it.
Kevvy, how can you see where you’re going when you continually look over your shoulder?
This is nothing but the basest racial profiling of Maltese womenfolk. We demand justice.