Labour – never mind the width, just feel the crap quality

Published: September 6, 2013 at 2:52pm

I mean, just look at this. This man was selected to stand on the Labour ticket, and was elected by Laburisti to be mayor of their village.

Well, as long as he has his epitasers with his Drings, all’s well.

Should the representatives of the people be like the people who elect them? No, they should be better, of course. The parties should stop succumbing to pressure to select rubbish like this. It’s so bad for their image, and then there’s all the damage that thickos like this one can do.

Natius Farrugia on Facebook:

Grazzi kbira li sihbi Joe ta San Tomaso Resturant li jinsab il bajja ta San Tomas gewwa M Scala ghat trattament li tana u ghas Serata memorabli, ikel genwin , servizz mill qalb , u mistagbin nhar ta Hadd xi kollhu ta epitasers ghall mad Drings, terga tarani Joe.

Natius Drings

The mayor of Zurrieq likes epitasers with his Drings

The mayor of Zurrieq likes epitasers with his Drings




46 Comments Comment

  1. GiovDeMartino says:

    X’purkerija ta’ Malti kiteb.

  2. Guz says:

    The Reclining Buddha

  3. Bronka says:

    What an idiot. Ara vera jidhol ghalihom dan.

  4. albona says:

    Illegible Maltese. A prime example of the new generation of Maltese who neither know Maltese nor English – hence, a soon-to-be illiterate nation. ‘Keep ’em stupid, keep ’em quiet’ tactics by the very politicians who then send their children to private schools, or even better, abroad. Hypocrites, just like Mintoff.

  5. Matto says:

    I thank God that my career path took me everywhere except to the ‘Akkademja tal-Malti’ board.

    I am rolling my eyes and I do not form part of the board of examiners of linguistics. Imagine how I’d feel if I were.

    So please allow me to translate this person’s experience into correct writing:

    Grazzi kbira lil siehbi Joe tas-San Tommaso Restaurant li jinsab fil-bajja ta’ San Tumas (gewwa?? gewwa xiex?) f’Marsascala (Wied il- Ghajn) ghat-trattament (trattament nuzawha ghal xi massage – ghalhekk toqghod ahjar il-kelma servizz) li tana u ghas-serata memorabbli, ikel genwin, servizz mill-qalb, u mistaghgbin nhar ta’ Hadd x’epitizers qed ikollu ghal mad-drinks. Terga tarani Joe.

    Qalaghli fwiedi. Ghal giehna dan jiftahar ‘li ahna Maltin’.

    It’s not perfect but much better than what he wrote.

  6. qwerty says:

    epitasers….wow.

    • Mark says:

      I should have specified. This is the ‘Miss Imbroll with Nanna’s cook in the background’ (artist unknown).

    • Bubu says:

      Gee thanks. You ruined two of the greatest paintings ever for me. Titian’s “Venere” and Manet’s “Olympia” which was inspired by Titian.

      I’ll never be able to look at them in the same way again.

  7. Ola says:

    What a laugh – any epitasers when in Zurrieq? Some Drings would be najs, too.

    • Josette says:

      For a second, I actually wondered if an epitaser was not a tool of his trade, you know a type of laser for the epidermis …

  8. qwerty says:

    Drings and epitasers! Ejja hu dring hi. Narawk hemm ta! Ibaghtli!

  9. Galian says:

    I have always wondered whether the persons who write so atrociously sincerely think that they have spelt the words correctly or whether they know the words are wrong but have no idea how to spell them.

  10. Joe Fenech says:

    So this is the bloke who wants Daphne to be censored? Such crème de la crème!

    • Matto says:

      Censored for what? For being honest and transparent? For saying it as it should be? For bringing to our attention who and what is paid off our taxes?

      • Joe Fenech says:

        There reasons are several:

        Firstly, he is a dim wit.

        See this interview

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uWBRRrtkQ4

        Here we have someone admitting to stalking and to wanting to stalk again and for many this seems normal. If Malta had a serious Police Force, he would have been arrested and assessed by psychiatrists immediately after leaving the programme.

        Secondly, many politicians still think that they have inherited a divine right to rule and are beyond criticism.

        Thirdly, most Maltese people are illiterate and parochial. They haven’t got the slightest clue of what goes on in Europe and the world.

  11. Matto says:

    Imbasta bil-Facebook. Ma nafx kif fehem it-‘Terms and Conditions’ bl-Ingliz.

  12. Chris says:

    Great. I’ve lost my epitate.

  13. Joe Fenech says:

    And why is this Game Boy constantly taking pictures with ladies? Imbasta il-LGBT kollha li ghandhom tal-Labour.

  14. fifth horseman of the apocalypse says:

    Ara veru ferhan ghax cucc.

  15. Gahan says:

    Ignorance is bliss, for Ignatius.

    Daphne, he doesn’t have a clue and doesn’t bother about the repercussions of his behaviour.

    Actually he’s showing others who ‘think’ like he does that illiterates can be successful in politics, and once they’re “up there” they become untouchables and can do virtually anything they want.

    Take the Zurrieq Local Council-organised tours to Sicily. He thought it fit to have two tickets to give away, as some kind of ‘commission’.

    This kind of behaviour led to the forced resignation of John Dalli when he was foreign minister, while a simple remark about a magistrate got Anglu Farrugia fired.

    If it were for Alfred Sant, Nejxis wouldn’t have been selected as a candidate for the local council of the hamlet of Bubaqra, let alone be the mayor of Zurrieq. But Joseph Muscat does politics differently, we are told.

    Vote Labour and get Natius.

  16. B says:

    I think the most worrying fact about all this is not that the ogre can’t write; but that his Labour elves will probably have no problem with it!

    PS – I don’t think he’s illiterate because he’s stupid; he was probably educated under a Labour government.

  17. Neil says:

    ‘Dring, Dring!’ That’s the sound pre-mobile pretend telephones used to make when I was a kid.

    Jeez the man is an imbecile in two languages. How embarrassingly thick.

  18. Spiru says:

    Unfortunately Nejcis always worked hard at Mt. Carmel Band Club and the people loved him and still do.

    Speaks volumes about the Zrieraq.

    I’m glad I moved to the other side of the island, though I’m wondering if they still chuck bananas at him during the September feast.

  19. Speechless says:

    Natius must be very happy that his leader-the Prime Minister has worked a miracle greater than Jesus’s-he changed a cancer machine of a power station into an innocuous one.

  20. Denis says:

    The dancing queen of Zurrieq.

  21. C Falzon says:

    He probably meant Epilaser.

    http://www.epilaser.fi/en/

    Seems to be in his line of work.

  22. Mike says:

    So is an epitaser a new form of taser weapon that shoots epipens at you?

  23. Kif inhi din? says:

    My good friend once told me that there are two types of stupid Maltese people: injoranti and arjoranti.

    Injorant is a person who may be conscious of his/her shortcomings and inadequacies.

    Arjorant is a person who has no awareness of his/her shortcomings and inadequacies.

  24. H.P. Baxxter says:

    I’m sure someone will pipe up with admonitions about ad hominem etc.

  25. Natalie says:

    Well, this week I had a patient who was worried that she had an overtoast of Paracetamol (she had three), and another who was so keen on being healthy that she only drinks defuckinated coffee.

    And let’s not forget the imperial (period), peacemaker/pastmaker/ pissmaker (pacemaker) and l-ursolina (insulina) which are hopelessly abused.

  26. Frans Cassar says:

    Shame. Being represented by such people, it is an insult to my intelligence.

  27. George Grech says:

    Kemm kienu nies? Kemm hallas? Min hallas? U ghalfejn hass li ghandu jaghmillu riklam qisu xi spot fuq ONE?

    Ghal xejn hadd ma jaghmel xejn.

  28. Watch out.
    He is aspiring to be a Labour Party candidate for the European Parliament.

  29. ciccio says:

    “Issa nohrog candy date ghal-yuropayin pallament u mmur bras-ills ma’ Sighriss Angeler u ma’ Elfrit Sant.”

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