Awww, they’ve shunted Muscat to the edge again
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November 17, 2013 at 5:40pm
He’s put on so much weight, had such an unfortunate figure to begin with, and stands so very badly that he looks like:
1. a thug spoiling for a fight who’s been forced to wear a suit for a day in court;
2. a fat, sulking, aggressive boy in a children’s story that features characters like Violet Elizabeth Bott.
So dismally unprepossessing.
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And who would play Violet’s part, if not Frankie Tabone?
Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando. He would make the perfect Violet Elizabeth.
The trousers will, one day, burst open as he sits down.
The legs are clear of the shoes.
Bott. How very apt.
Joseph Muscat receives ‘push back’ Hu go fik, Pepp
Dudley
Keep those cameras poised because one day those trousers will split.
Comfort eating. The Prime Minister’s job is getting lonelier by the hour.
A tailor’s nightmare
In a room full of despots, our Joseph looks the biggest pr!*k.
I think he would like us to believe he’s well-endowed, the way he always stands with his legs apart. Either that, or David Cameron turns him on. (Sorry, Baxxter – I preempted you.)
Cameron has prudently placed a two-man protective barrier between himself and the slavering schoolboy. Come on, our Joseph, cheer up. Plenty of other fish in the sea.
The PM needs a good tailor to make him a decent suit to fit his body shape.
As a Great Leader, he should have his suit cut along these lines.
http://wpmedia.news.nationalpost.com/2012/11/korea-north-economy-kim.jpg?w=940&h=705
http://m5.paperblog.com/i/54/549190/kim-jong-un-visits-kosan-fruit-farm-L-DbymMa.jpeg
Same sort of physique.
Our wonder boy PM has trumpeted the 2015 CHOGM two day meeting as putting Malta’s name “on high” and as an “injection into our economy”. I cannot believe how desperate he has become.
And then Twanny Bronka of a Thousand Ships spends Euro 250,000 of public funds for a weekend Gozo freebie to try and redeem his own name and inject some love back into his electorate. Pack of fixers and amateur salesmen.
Is he standing in the section of those countries which sell their passports?
He reminds me of an anti – perspirant ad
He’s just been recognised for what he is. Another remarkable chappie who cottons on to British humour.
The joke is on them, on him and like it or not, on us.