Will somebody ring the village dentist and ask him what he thinks about the sale of Maltese passports to the Turks and other Western Oriental Gentlemen he despises so?

Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando hawks Manuel Mallia’s wares round the bars: “Hawn tal-passporti, shan u tajbin. PASSAPORTI HAJJIN!”

Let us not forget that Jeffrey Pullicino Orlando has some far-right views on foreigners of certain shades and types, that he wrote about how we should tow asylum-seekers back out to sea and give them food and water then leave them at the mercy of fate, and how his parliamentary-cum-Facebook hysteria was triggered by the prospect of Malta backing Turkey’s entry into the EU.

All those reports who were so keen to ring him up a year ago to ask what he was having for breakfast or what his views were on the moon landings should now take the time and trouble to phone him and ask what, in his opinion, are the permissible ethnic groups to which the government he elected may sell Maltese passports.

Turks – out
All Arabs – out
All sub-Saharan Africans except white South Africans and Kenyans – out
All Pakistanis and Indians – out
Syrians and stuff like that – out
All North Africans – out, out, out

U miskin, Jabba the Hutt jispicca b’xejn.