I’ll bet he takes the suggestion seriously

Published: December 10, 2013 at 11:04am

Franco Debono for president

Quick, rush to this page and Like it. You don’t want the man hanging himself among his 400 caged birds on his mother’s roof because it has just 30 Likes so far. After all, it’s Christmas and some festive sentiment is in order.

Why not Franco Debono for president? The president is supposed to represent the country, and the country is…well, as I said, it’s Christmas, so I’ll go easy on the graphic descriptions.

Meanwhile, it would be appropriate to ask what the Law Commissioner (Debono, as you might have forgotten this fact) has delivered so far in return for his salary, car and driver.

The Justice Reform Commission has delivered handsomely and well before time – was it 400 recommendations? – but the Law Commissioner and Chief of Constitutional Reform seems to have an open-ended brief to nothing much beyond strut around Valletta in between defending petty criminals in court and setting up assignations with ladies who must have a screw loose or a biological clock ticking louder than Big Ben.




13 Comments Comment

  1. Osservatore says:

    Why Franco Debono? Why not?

    • Rahal says:

      He would definately fare much better than Agata Barbara. Hey he might also introduce cock fighting as a blood sport and the general public would love it. What a fund raiser for L-istrina it would be.

  2. Banana republic .... again! says:

    Did he set it up himself or is someone taking the mickey?

  3. Paddy says:

    Someone insinuated he bought Mintoff’s old banger.

  4. TROY says:

    That will be the day I die.

  5. Mikiel says:

    He is not eligible. He sold his passport.

  6. H.P. Baxxter says:

    Just hang yourself, Franco. It won’t be in vain.

  7. winston psaila says:

    Bearing in mind to what depths of ridicule we have been assigned, this sort of makes sense.

  8. Liberal says:

    He is very qualified to be President, and he has a Form 2 report card to prove it.

  9. edgar says:

    He can also appoint the hairdresser from Ghaxaq as his lady-in-waiting.

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